"Were you born with that mouth?..."

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"WERE YOU BORN WITH THAT MOUTH? OR IS THAT SOMETHING SOUTHSIDE MOTHERS TEACH THEIR BASTARD BABIES?" - Penelope Blossom (From flashback episode)
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Create your own version
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"Where you born with that ___?"
Based on your birth month

January- Ass
February- Stupidity
March- Attitude
April- body
May- Kindness
June- Jingle Jangle Addict
July- Mouth
August- Language
September- Style
October- cold heart
November- Ugliness
December- Sexiness

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"Or is that something ___..."
Based on your birthdate

1st-15th: Northside
16-31st: Southside

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"___side  ___..."
Based on the the first letter of your name

A-D: Monsters
E-H: Alcoholics
I-L: Fathers
M-P: Mothers
Q-T: Creeps
U-X: Thieves
Y-Z: Killers

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".... teach their ___ babies?"
Based on the first letter of your surname

A-D: Satan
E-H: Motherfucking
I-L: Horrible
M-P: Shitty
Q-T: Bitch-Ass
U-X: Two-faced
Y-Z: Bastard


Comment what your version was😝
I got "Were you born with that Jingle Jangle addict? Or is that something Northside monsters teach their Satan babies?"

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