DEAR NOBODY EPILOGUE (PART 1)

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NOTE: THE AUDIO ON THIS ONE....JUST LISTEN IF YOU WANT A CLUE AS TO WHAT WENT DOWN ;).

JUST LISTEN IF YOU WANT A CLUE AS TO WHAT WENT DOWN ;)

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Alex

Five Years Later

Dear Nobody,

Holy Shiitake Mushrooms...

I'm married? Apparently.

And, I don't remember it.

Like any of it.

At all.

I don't even know where I am?!!

And that's not even the worst part.

As of right now, I'm lying in a way too comfortable bed in a too-nice-for-me hotel room with a jackhammer-level-headache cracking my skull into tiny little pieces, married to I don't even know to who?!

#Help

#WhatHappensInVegas=DeathByItalianMom

#NoWords

Begrudgingly betrothed,

-Alex

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(DON'T STOP READING/LISTENING HERE. HEAD/CLICK ON OVER TO THE NEXT PART TO SEE WHAT ELIAS HAS TO SAY ABOUT THIS SITUATION ;P! THANKS FOR READING GUYS & DON'T FORGET TO VOTE IF YOU LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING HAHA)

#REALTALK QUESTION OF THE DAY:

1. Any theories as to how Ms. --- excuse me, Mrs. Alex, ended up here after 5 years :D?! (PS:Totally ridiculous ideas are not just welcomed but encouraged haha).

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