2016 WATTY AWARD WINNING CHEATER, FAKER, TROUBLEMAKER SEQUEL
Written by Jenny Rosen & Kristen Maglonzo
For rehabilitated bad boy, Elias King, falling in love again means losing everything--including his life.
When a ghost from his past tears him aw...
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Alex
Dear Nobody,
The last couple weeks of my life have been, dare I say, kind of weirdly amazing. And I know that sounds weird coming from Ms. Part-time Doom and Gloom, but when your boyfriend is the spectacularly crazy Elias King, and your best friends are hippie rebels, there's never a dull moment.
It all started with Carmageddon.
And, no I'm not talking about a massive traffic jam, I'm talking about what went down in a certain someone's (formerly) bright pink convertible a couple weeks back.
Elias and I have appropriately named the stink that has followed Roxy around since Karma's horrific bout of the runs, "Eau de Revenge."
That's right ladies and gents, the self proclaimed queen of our quad still totes around a faint odor of dog crap whenever she comes and goes.
It doesn't matter how much Ralph Lauren perfume she puts on or how many showers she's taken.
Karma follows her wherever she goes.
Justice has been served.
Now, I know that letting Karma partake in a diarrhea fest in her perfectly pink car might have been taking things too far. But honestly, sometimes going too far makes life a little sweeter.
Now I'm not saying, I'd ever do something like this again.
But I love the way Elias laughs whenever I even mention Roxy's name. It's a beautiful thing to see because I remember when the guy barely even smiled. All I have to do is pinch my nose whenever we're in the hallway and his whole face lights up at the memory of how things went down.
Apparently, after Roxy discovered our little "gift", she screamed so loudly that the campus police had to rush up to the top of Sunset Rec. to see what was wrong. And boy did they see. Karma did so much damage that our little fame hungry RA ended up in the Daily Bruin---at least, a photo of her car did anyway.
Everyone was talking about it.
And when I say everyone I mean practically the entire campus.
No matter where Roxy goes, people stop what they're doing and step a couple inches away from her.
Okay, so that part isn't actually as amusing as it sounds. Roxy's turned into a social pariah mainly because of people being repulsed by her odor. I kind of feel bad about it, but then again, the petty half of me feels like we properly leveled the playing field.
Sorry Rox, but what goes around comes around.
Fact.
Anyway, onto the next reason life has been amazing of late: Indigo and Ryker.
