2def (whaaaaat) – n. i kormot jo bini koor! :)
Fresh 2def like I got dressed in a coffin, with a party in my pocket…
5pse (NO) – n. a running to dance like a repulturous rosary!!!
Person 1: Utopic?
Person 2: Hm-hm-hmmm…
Person 3: Now that right there is a 5pse.
Person 1: WHAT was that?
Person 2: Hm-hm-hmmm…
Person 3: And THAT was a utopic updo.
*repeats*
% (%) – interj. an common greeting between good chums, don’t tell me you’ve never heard it before
OMG, it’s Rebecca! %, girl?
{} (ROOSH-cuh-bay) – b. understood you
{} shut the dodgamn door.
aaaaahh (aaaaahh) – interj. what someone yells when something ain’t going so good
Person 1: *eats Reese’s Pieces*
Person 2: That’s annoying!
Person 1: GET AT ME!
Person 2: Excuse me?
Person 1: *tosses Person 2 off balcony*
Person 2: Aaaaahh
Person 1: Well that escalated quickly
aatyla (AH-til-uh) – n. the yellow finger that dances on McDonald’s; airy water; v. Carolynian; to fold a song or the floor or a bathrobe and put it on your nightstand?
âbêbîbôbû (ah-bay-bee-boe-boo) – n. vitamin B283; et elle a probablement fait doooo
Don’t forget to take your âbêbîbôbû supplements, honey!
abette le froume (ah-BET LAY FROM) or (SWY-flaw-ter) – n. a lavish Hollish soda with the flavors of spinach and plastic wire; v. to mimic a parrot’s three
absurb (pronunciation unknown) – adj. idk
That’s absurb!
acesbrooche (ay-ses-broo-SHAY) – v. to win a Geico t-shirt
I acesbrooched a Geico t-shirt!! BE PROUD MOMMY
admirtlag (ad-MIRT-lag) – n. a sunset gone wrong; a more politically correcter term for “swingset”
Man, I hate when admirtlags cause fatalities. *Puff*
admitdictoa (EL-oh-EL) – conj. that door sounded like a thunderstorm
adrimlamy (JWAH-sah-poo) – n. a barking lot full of wheelchairs with attached streamers and baaaaaalloons
That adrimlamy casts ten pents.
agesorgi (ah-geh-SOAR-gee) – n. ungrilled chicken
She likes her agesorgi nice and pink.
ageinpksviceg (FUH-kyoo) – v. to fall on the sky
Oops, I deem I just ageinpksviceged.
aidop-ceilgia bonashufabrée (AY-dop SEAL-gee-uh boh-nah-shoo-FAH-bray) – t. NINE!
I rubix’d this to an arfarrrfaloooo!!!!! lol!
allaalla (BUR) – b. honors
I hope you pronounced that like Gucci Mane
allity (EE) – v. to wiggle a jiggle untiggle
algumacé-tilia cungmont (tee-EYE) – n. a pie in water spout felt a raindrop and fell two hours to its death
anastociate (an-nuh-STOSH-ee-ate) – v. to crinkle back a rock’s metamorphose; to understand a no when ping wings poster
Y’all motherfuckers need Jesus
aniku (uh-NEE-koo) – n. one who poops without peeing
angeait (FISHT) – n. finna your mom pi ck times 96 inches from the groumd will do :)
asacobe (az-ah-coo-BEE) – n. DEEEEEEEEEEETENTION; v. to wait for pi
aschnapoytito (ahsh-nuh-poy-TEE-toe) – interj. an Aladdin term meaning ************
asereje (uh-ser-eh-HEY) – n. a Belsh-originating term used on occasion for “ketchup”; ignorance
Girl: Excuse me, can I get some asereje for my pancakes?
Guy: ...Your pancakes?
astawakenching (as-tuh-WAK-en-ching) – n. to Stonehenge Rocks has extended
asterdonk (ah-ster-DONK) – v. to break a guitar with a cracked sledgehammer; to duct-tape the food of a fat person; to sing “Potatoes in a Casket” for your 25th birthday and your nightcap came off
astleaid (Yes. It is pronounced the same way it is seen. ....dork.) – l. I know what to do!! *“Run-DMC” drum roll*
Why do all your pronunciations go like that?
atéçà án shemme uvi-t-éscuvia! (EM) – t. *looks up and smiles* Pie.
Ohh Mrs. Hewitt
atupid (a-TOO-pid) – n. a dark-colored sweater hanging on a picture frame
The atupid was shot thrice in the balls.
ayditu (ay-DEE-too) – n. the number between aydiwun (81) and aydithri (83)! doi
…you say I spelled it wrong?
