pannijia (pan-ih-JEE-uh) – n. a Hollish dish consisting of blueberry water, Europe, green potatoes, burnt $568 bills, cherry reptile fur, oxygen, granite milk, mousepad masks, sugared Coca-Cola chunks, backgrounds, fo-shizzle, crystallized garlic snow, bottle caps, e-mail replies, lemony onion salt, decaffeinated Wi-Fi, ruby emeralds, iPhone instruction manuals, Uranus, his food, put-it-in-the-holes, video tape, Radio Disney, pi, acne wash, cinnamon potato chips, ababa, belly button lint, fiery hot celery, caramelized corn-on-the-cob, strawberry paint, magically healing sparkly light green attractive dusty light beautiful magical wonderful perfect dusty fairy dust, macaroni pizza, electricity, youcantalkallyouwant, fried ‘n’ dried pickle onion beans, Giacomo, potato tree roots, glass shrimp, your face, and many other common household foods and items
Customer: Donnez-moi de la pannijia, s’il vous plaît.
Employee: Non, il ne me plaît pas. Next!
patshlo (JAG-erd) – v. to carry a scarf over the sky; prep. under the floor
(v.) NASA and your face [insert “Ain’t I” tune here] are the only people who have ever patshloed.
(prep.) I left your face [insert “Ain’t I” tune here] patshlo.
pavetic (puh-VET-ick) – n. one who is uncomfortable enough to be a battery
I ain’t no pavetic, sonny boy!
pertractual (pur-TRACK-tyoo-al) – n. now you see you made me forgot
[insert name of depressing guy here]
phreee (FRY) – n. uh-euhh. I like mud pie..
And Adeana said, “Phreee.”
pice (PYSE) – n. broken water; v. to break a water or other purple liquids
(n.) Pice is a toxic substance that thou shall not eat.
(v.) I piced his purple liquid and he blew up.
piñaya (yeh-gah-mos-ah-lah-dee-ees-CO) – %. he who is tired of Weird Al is tired. Homer Simpson?
I can’t choose between Randy, Geoffrey, Fernando, Rafael and Orlando :(
pinchipinchpinchpinchpinchpinch (MAUHHHz)
piot (duh-JUNG-el) – l. tropical punch now and I want one too; ploppy; you neveh menchined anythink
pirped (PIRPT) – adj. I don’t know, but ALWAYS listen to your mother when she’s pirped.
Well how should I if no one knows what it means?
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Excuse me. I apologize for the lack of a definition for the lovely word pinchipinchpinchpinchpinchpinch.
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pladadada (plah-dah-DAH-boing) – pl. beakers in your deer singin’ a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
planimals (PLAN-ih-mulz) – n. a cosmetic that you put under your arms so that you will smell good
I applied a little planimals and was out the door.
plantanium (fin-ish-SHAHM-puh) – v. to trip over a whole row of desks—the long way.
When Brendoo plantaniumed, Mrs. Hewitt finally just broke.
