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maelstrom (eeehehehe) – fkit. I dished a palate at your vase :)

The actual definition of this word is “a very powerful whirlpool”, but you know what? WE DON’T GIVE A FUCK!

magsputa (UH) – v. to wiggle a jiggle untiggle

malo (KOOK) – n. a male who crosses his legs while doing Language Drama

mandala (man-dah-LAHHHHHHHH) – v. to write a picture

Mr. D taught us how to mandala.

mandin (MAN-din) – n. a mandin

marichus (muh-REE-chus) – v. to repair lead

mechpwww (HA-ha) – n. you wouldn’t know foul mockery if Simeon popped a wheely atop Satan’s desk and therefore was forced to recite the preemble of grapefruit wronger than a painper suits and your mom said no

mechtwobga (mek-TWOB-gah) – n. an member of 5th hour religion

I thought it was French…

meechtwiggigig (MEECH-twig-IG-ig) – adj. of or relating to halited bagels; having a whitish-black tint

Ignorant fool: Wouldn’t that be gray then?

Intelligent scholar: No, whitish-black.

Ignorant fool: But that’d be gray…

Intelligent scholar: No, it’s whitish-black!

Ignorant fool: But isn’t that gray?

Intelligent scholar: NO, IT’S WHITISH FUCKING BLACK!

meetichon (MEE-tih-chohn) – n. a meeting; an epic win; a tingmee; your face when it’s not flevir

Where is the meetichon! Jahhhhhhh!

membosailious (mem-boe-SAY-lee-us) – n. a extreme member of 8th hour history

I could name you a couple membosailiouses…

merellitate (MMM-MMMMMM) – d. to make a Press noise when someone you secretly admire walks by in science class, carrying your child…you just didn’t know it yet because she’s so good at hiding it, oh, and wait til you hear her name choices…passing all the crazy number leaves dividing two/eight; piece twelve and did I plan on revolting revelation?

…In English please?

methoxydibenzoylmethanethylhexylmethoxycinnamatebarbadensisglycolsalicylatepropyleneglycerine (if-eye-were-yoo-eye-wood-HEHEHEHE-WOOD-nt-try-try-that) – n. your best friend (can be shortened to “methoxy”, “meth” or simply “me”)

mizza (MEET-suh) – n. marshmallow pizza smothered with your face *“Ain’t I” tune ensues*

mizza mice (MEET-suh MYCE) – n. the nasty greedy naughty little thangs that steal your mizza(a)!

mizzaa (mih-ZUH) – n. marshmallow pizza smothered with [huahhuahuaa]

mmadamuka (el-ee-EX-see-why-why) - n. got my boii nick, i love gucci :(

The things you see on Music Choice

moffigut (maw-FIH-goot) – n. a cancer that has a disease; marital status: TRIPLE!!!

moishenafa (moy-shen-AH-fah) – v. to eat clothery in the tub o.o

I wonder if Mr. D’s still moishenafaing with his fiancé…(notice ONE e)

mondalad (duh-LAWD-nohm) – n. a hole in the water; a bathtub coming to life

monhjey (MON-jey) – v. to look like a flamingoa; to piece or slice or chunk or fragment of carbon dioxide mixed with a dash of shut up; to learn shopping

The first thing she did after escaping rehab was monhjey again.

monkeybird (uh-DEE-nuh) – n. the only white fruit ever known to mankind

moobly (MOO-blee) – adv. of or relating to the manner or state of being which men’s breasts tend to take on

French-speaker: M’oublie pas.

English-speaker: …*roars with laughter* WHAT???

moottexu (noo-TEX-oo) – n. not in a park hair; a voodoo doll under a Halloween tree that has been drenched in yellow ink

Mr. Ward took his cane (stood-UP) – and died.

That was the only definition in this whole dictionnaire that has no part of speech. Hey look, Mom, I just lied.

mumbagrumbuf (BOOT) – n. a running frequently to beautiful dictionary

I better find your mumbagrumbuf and, I better find your heart.

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