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ta (yoo-STOOPID) – d. the attack of the bees; omigod it’s a bodysuit!

tackthriiee (TAHK-three) – t. nineteen of them; a disaster gone anx; boristusis bamnbotasatca; c’est quand j’en ai besoin (see also: bataboomsca)

is there a reason for this space?

tand (WIF-tul-yayte) or (TAND) – gq. if did why told the prop of nee wonder oh trued

Squeak!

the wait is ova (the-WAIT-iz-OH-vuh) – twio. The wait is ova. The wait is ova. The wait is ova. The wait is ova. The wait is ova. The wait is ova. The wait is ova. The wait is ova. The wait is ova. The wait is ova. The wait is ova. The wait is ova. The wait is ova. The wait is ova. The wait is ova. The wait is ova. The wait is ova. The wait is ova. The wait is ova. The wait is ova. The wait is ova. The wait is ova. The wait is ova. The wait is ova. The wait is ova. The wait is ova. The wait is ova. The wait is ova. The wait is ova. The wait is ova. The wait is ova. The wait is ova. The wait is ova. The wa

timaprilyd (sum-tymz-LUV) – v. to print a spin off of a cell phone; to name=textv-card_5

Foooo

tipo (TIH-poh) – prep. to get hit by a dream

toitle (TOY-tul) – n. a oops never ply it

tonifer (TONE-ih-fur) – n. a slice of dirt dancing to classical music on Mr. Jones’s desk

toofpaist (TOOF-paist) or (CRASHHH) – n. five on the tree and six is the fee; two politics climbing a braider nail polish cathedral nine five four two three one action

trisķar (Yito. DUUU) – f. so I was hrmmmbllll -> okay, WHAT did he say?

truvelmaekah (truh-buhl-MAY-kur) – n. a bookmaker at the complains

tshlfpu (OO) – n. a pink pickle soaked in cinnamon water that dances to noteboook paper; a season, etc. that is in flove with Jim Boyd and His Men of the West

tulse (TULSE) – adj. both true and false

Person 1: Um, for number 3 I can’t tell if it says true or false…

Person 2: *reads* “Tulse”? Mark it wrong—they obviously don’t know how to spell.

(true story)

tup (SHNAPP-ee) – k. …Oh, hello there, we just needed to fill this space in. Please ignore us and carry on! Thank you and we appreciate your sympathy!

I smell like onions ’cuz I’m, a onion ring. Tup!

turboegdart (TUR-boag-dart) – v. to dance as if there is cold spaghetti in the wall; to fat lunch lady dumping 11-year-old; to; to love prepositions, sugar, paper, legs, notepads, etc.

Who doesn’t turboegdart??? HUH?

tushe (HOO-doo-doo) – n. pro-bacterial soap

Tushe has the potential of finally making our world allergy-free. No, seriously.

tushompaz (TOO-shom-paz) – n. music that makes one’s computer fly apart

It’s tushompaz. Danity Kane…hähh.

tutojile (TUT-oh-jile) – v. to give a madly coughing person, etc. half of a polka dot candy cane; to bubble; to the name of the name

Every teacher at my old school has tutojiled at some point in his or her career. Oh, wait…they don’t have careers.

twenzday (TWENZ-DAY…it ain’t that hard) – v. the daye/hour/month vetween Toozeday and Windsday

Magda: Twenzday? That’s not a verb!

Gretel: Yes it is!! *breaks into Reject*

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