hadnjhtm (HAM) – v. to fall on the couch from a disease
And she hadnjhtmed with a thud.
haifaindiag (L) – n. half of nothing; half of zero (0); negative zero (-0); a fire truck on correcter; the only things I want to hear are “Good morning” and “There is food on the table”; B
hallacaballah pt. I (CL-ALLAH-CUH-BALLAH-PAHRT WUN) – d. ninetein seven peekin and oh-oh-oh I sawww that…; so she wit goon too busy to even think about whas happnin
What the fuck Carolyn?
hallacaballah pt. II (ALLA-CUH-BALLAH-PAHRT TOO) – 7w. seetou (like so)hahayess; it’s so easy you would just love to do it *ACHOO!!*
Editor’s note: HI, Chi-chi, how ya doin boii??
harvijagrein (har-VEEJ-uh-grayn) – d. huh, but I like it, now I have to go check myself into the Roarist Hotel goodbye
W CON YANDEL! VICTOR EL NAZI! Oh yeah and harvijagrein
hayua (HI-oos) – v. to get number C wrong
His big scary eyes cause me to hayua on every damn test.
hehsalph (HEH-salf) – n. a fractured davisto; a bright orange air; a Q-pon; a year-long song; a onomatopoeia gone right; a stained-glass window drowning in a pool of silicon; none
“Lookin’ Boy” is an example of a hehsalph.
heftslehadcaaaaa (MORD) – n. to ugh one’s way through the tropics; VLADMIR!!!
helmoppu (hell-MOP-oo) – n. told a nun you’d meet her at four o’clock in the Times Square yet she didn’t show up so now you’re wandering in the crowd looking for some quality yesterdays but now you can’t find that so you beg to the yesterdays god on your knees as the nun finally shows up and sees you worshipping a false god and calls you Pagan and calls the jig who then tells you that your punishment is to wash your hair every Tuesday with tushe mixed with rice and dishsoap and olive oil and ferd feces and this totally disgusts you to say the least and therefore you scream “MAGMA MAGMA MAGMA” until they finally dunk you in the White House toilet until neverybody leaves and then neveryone realizes how filthy the toilet actually was and out of sympathy for your now filthy head they excuse you from your punishmentary shampoo; v. to disrespect a movie
(n.) Person 1: So how was your day?
Person 2: *sigh* Helmoppu.
Person 1: …Oh…
(v.) Taylor was almost given a detion when she was caught helmoppuing that weird one-man movie about that guy who got starved.
herbubbaflex (hur-BUB-buh-fleks) - G. naughty little girl who flirts like the tart in Of Mice and Men; gena 6
Go away.
hidedi (hih-DED-ee) – n. a epic fail (e.g. “... I can do thigpqgiv” or “.giggigi”); interj. a exclamation of frustration that one’s car motor is making excessive noise
(n.) *crash* Hidedi!
(interj.) *crash* Hidedi!
hiffith (AL-BO) – g. to birthday while a rose under for; t. offending the colour pink
UTAH!
hinininin (MAUHHHHHHHHHHHv) – p. did I just hear a rubber band fart?
Rubber bands have digestive systems?
hisf (LOOZ) – interj. a exclamation instructing someone to raise their hand if they want the deluxe version
Hisf!
hoobligan ($h) – f. if you make that verperted noise one mo taime imma shank the bizza out of your pillow—bah!
hooney (HOOOOOOOO-nee) – n. a cherry berry cherry Coke
And it’s just, like, hooneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
hrehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (BOOM-buh-SHOO) – n. marzipan!
hubapapba (I’m too tired to make up a pronunciation.) – o. she cheated on her test for a quiz
