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saifhgrathe (SAFE-grayth) – p. *over-exaggerated coughing for the next twenty minutes*

salytt (suh-LIT) – prep. to microscope vright vround

sciench (SIE-ench) – n. a big and certain freedom; a piece of dust in one’s foot

sclubb (HEH.-sklub.) – b. je burber. finna ti moe kamaku. THANCKXS!

sendonatan (eff-ASH-ess) – k. remote rappeur tells Ms. Stripsy to quit her job in ordre to dance, to the song, and she dance, to the sooong

…He tells “Ms. Stripsy” to quit her job OF “dancing to the sooong”.

seriachic (BŒUF) – adj. obsessed with the year 1999

Carolyn’s so damn seriachic, it’s almost scary.

sewind (SEE-wynd) – n. an rock name for the letter “K” or the symbol “¿”; toasted water; unfathomable puke

Sewind: ¿Cómo estás mi amor? Je dois trouver ton amour, je dois trouver ton cœur, je dois trouver ton amour, notre amour et rien ne va nous séparer.

shalalaboombeyay (sha-la-la-BOOM-bee-ay) – n. one who falls off the floor

I really really really really hope you’re no shalalaboombeyay, ’cuz there’s a hell of a lotta floor around here to be fallin’ offa.

shapaperfly (diss-OO) – n. one who murders electric cars

News: The shapaperfly is once again on the loose!

Angry citizen: Well then catch him for the last time and get him in jail dammit!

shasheeput (POW) – n. it down

shonestole (AY-wachudoin) – v. to drop one’s foot into a cloud

Oops, I think I mighta just shonestoled.

shrim (BOO) – n. a pathetic ferd that drinks kawphi from a notebook pen; d. pruple is dead; interj. a exclamation instructing someone to frack a bottle

(n.) You’re a shrim.

(d.) Shrim?

(interj.) Shrim!

Good job with the sentences there Farmboy

shurp (SHURP) – interj. a exclamation meaning simply, “Shut up, you dickhead!”

SHURP! DAMNNN

shut up (yoo-SHUT UP) – interj. a exclamation instructing one to just stop talking already!

Shut up! Dang

CAUTION: banned in most schools.

*Stops lecture* Th-th-that iszzzzz, actually. VERY. VERY. RUDE. I NEVER want to hear you, or ANY other of my imprisoned students to say that again. YOU HEAR??-Mr. Moo<3

sikpoino (sik-POIN-oh) – n. a alternative name for the symbol “&”; adj. excessively hyper; so hyper that one scares meese; deep purple in color

Dayrel is so sikpoino that she makes meese turn sikpoino.wtf???

sℓei (unotanono) – n. something you; b. ublaphlaphaaØaaAAAAAAAAAyeah!

smatterchoo (M-WHAT-CHA-SA-ay) – adg. 4

soheliate (so-HEEL-ee-ate) – v. to toss a plastic bag around and suddenly hit someone in the heaŕðĵ

soluish (suh-LOO-ish) – n. a Belsh dish consisting of white cheddar Cheez-Its dipped in a mixture of barbeque sauce and allspice

Yep, soluish is wholesome home-cooked food at its purest.

soupsteaks (SOOP-stakes) – n. steaks made of soup! doi

spoodballælla (spood, buh-LAY-lah) – n. I don’t really know, but repeat it a bunch of times and I guarantee you’ll start dancing.

Spoodballælla, spoodballælla!

Spoodballælla, spoodballælla!

spwet (SPWET) – n. a hungry ferd that needs to be nurtruded

911 dispatcher: 9-1-1 dispatcher, what is your emergency?

Ziggy: Yeah, I’ve got a spwet here but no ferd food in sight.

911 dispatcher: …Oh, dear. We’re sending twenty wambulances now.

strofy (STROE-fee) – n. a yummy politics

Mmmmm, strofy!

stumbalumba (R) – d. I could’ve sworn a cabbage; that’s not complimentary stuff there Lena!

Faucet

sububub (suh-BUB-ub) – n. a fraction or decimal or percent of a person; both of them!!!

sugarpiece (SHU-gur-peace) – n. a piece of…purple tomorrows

sypma (SIMPA) – n. a epic faril

syndajud (car-CAW-cuh-sez) – n. two spit-spot flippie-floppies; donations to the burial of the dog’s bone; always where under where (Semper Ubi Sub Ubi); t

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