Dere Fokes & Happi Reedres:
Congratulations! Your suffering is over.
Why do I say this? Why, simply because this is where this innoing dictionary finally ends. I’d like to thank you for taking time out of your day to read this, so I decided to add this afterword to take my time to be able to thank you enough for taking time out of your day to suffer through reading this dictionary. However, your suffering is now over. Why do I say this? Why, simply because this is where this innoing dictionary finally ends. I’d like to thank you for taking time out of your day, so I decided to add this afterword to take my time to be able to thank you enough for taking time out of your day to suffer through reading this dictionary. However, your suffering is now over. Why do I say this? Why, simply because this is where this innoing dictionary finally ends. I’d like to thank you for taking time out of your day, so I decided to add this afterword to take my time to be able to thank you enough for taking time out of your day to suffer through reading this dictionary. However, your suffering is now over. Why do I say this? Why, simply because I am about to shut up with that!
This beautifully magical dictionary originated in March 2009 when I was working on my blog and originated with the four words ferd (noun – a female book), gere (noun – a very tiring nambO), probably woah (interjection – a nerdier way of saying “whoa”, I think that was the definition at the time), and, of course, yaya (interjection – a variation of “yay”). Suddenly, I realized that I had a completely new, extremely interesting language all made up in my head just waiting to break out. So, I started this dictionary. It was very small at first, holding only those four words, but since then, it has greatly expanded to the 26-page monster it is now.
And now that it is simply world-famous, I’d like to congratulate you on picking out this dictionary to look up your favorite words. I’d also like to congratulate you on the fact that your suffering is now over. Why do I say this? Why, simply because this is where this innoing dictionary finally ends. I’d like to thank you for taking time out of your day, so I decided to add this afterword to take my time to be able to thank you enough for taking time out of your day to suffer through reading this dictionary. However, your suffering is now over. Why do I say this? Why, simply because this is where this innoing dictionary finally ends. I’d like to thank you for taking time out of your day, so I decided to add this afterword to take my time to be able to thank you enough for taking time out of your day to suffer through reading this dictionary. However, your suffering is now over. So go enjoy your life!
Most sincerely,
Yaya
Author of this unbelievably innoing dictionary
