fagabon (FAG-uh-bon) – n. a mommy that tells her children to “shut the f@#$ up”
I was raised by a damn fagabon.
fail plog (RRRRQ) or (SQ3RCSDFTD) – n. the frampi plog of fails! doi
You wanna know what happened? Too bad! Go look in the fail plog, genius.
famboozle (shhhhut-UP) – o. holy *@!# you scared the leaves out of me
*jump* Oh my God, FAMBOOZLE!
fal (FAHL) – n. a epic sympa
There is no fail epicker than a fal.
farascotis (YOU-KNOW-YOU-KNOW) – r. eva again don’t 4get k?
faril (fuh-RILL) – n. a epic hidedi
FARIL.
farney (FAR-nee) – v. the done that date the ladybug spaghetti; everyone hide…it’s the kleeeeenexxxxx been!!; kuzzikan twoon (this is pronounced “TO”)…you goon
Note:
We do indeed believe it was wrong, and on Yaya’s belalf, I want to apolo—FIDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET BACK HEEERE!
…*raises eyebrows* What’d you say? *Find Your Love beat*
fauxa (FOX-uh) – v. to circular room with fries in a large corner; to Easter today and I’m bringing it to the park
fayl (FAIL!) – v. to run through the halls, remaining in the pose you struck for the cover of your debut album, carrying a slip of paper and screaming “I found a kyore!” all the while tripping over various chairs and princess brides, especially if your stage name is Pleasure P
Another one fayled? Oh, I hate when that happens!
fd (t) – n. wills mith
feberas (fee-BER-uhs) – n. a yellow cracked clothing fixing a lightbulb
They caught the feberas red-handed.
feedfeed (FEED-feed) – n. a piece of juice
Can I have a feedfeed? PRETTY PLEASE?!
fefegot (FEE-fee-got) – n. a jittery telescope on wheels
Child: Mommy, the fefegot exploded!
Mother: Well that’s what you get for putting a telescope on wheels.
felgmbgnhtxen (FEL-en) – n. hen people don’t case
Felgmbgnhtxen, I swear.
Note: The “gmbgnhtx” is silent.
ferd (FURD) – n. a female book
You’ve gotta admit it, ferds just COMMAND respect.
filea (FEEL-ee-uh) – cmd. get the BUCKET out of my agenda!!!
COVER ME I’M GOIN’ IN THE BUCKET WHEN THE HOOK DROPS
filfi-offi (FIL-fee OFF-ee) – n. a type of coffee, first served in a pancake house in Dutchland, made of germed Brazilian coffee, mixed with banana juice, banana seeds, egg whites, wood juice, coconut juice, pimp juice, stone juice, mineral oil, and a battery; interj. a exclamation showing power over the world, typically followed by the word “baby”
