j’y (EYE-there) or (CLAM) – w. a tipo who travels via doors or Theodore, snake eyes or Ain’t I, and underhand or wonderland; French on the bench; Spanish is kinda mannish, don’t you think?; Italian on my medallion yo!; ooooo-eeeee-ahhhhh!; hee-hee-hee-hee-hahhhhhhh; zinga-zinga-zinga, zinga-zinga-zinga, zinga-zinga-zinga, zah-ha-ha.; pink-a-dink-rink-pink-blink; porky-dorky-doo; YES!; Bridget was dating a midget! gidget! fidget! digit! widget!
jademothcadut (FUH) – v. to put a S on the gilemma; to hide open one’s hair
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jadimsa (ess-tee-EFF-you) – v. to eat without dining; to lime a rock magma cousin your face; to hoe
A.K.A. sh*t on n*ggas DOT COM! -DJ Khaled
jailonpa (jay-LON-pa) – n. a Mexican-Swedish dance; a tree that chirps
Tourist: Why is that tree chirping?
Tour guide: Why, because it’s a jailonpa, of course!
Tourist: …
jebebubuta (in uh STOP IT!) – v. everybody QUIET!…Bark!
jibekspitex (jih-BEX-pih-text) – v. to wiggle a jiggle untiggle; to bite someone with a cheese; to break a hair
Instead of actually doing my homework, I was just jibekspitexing to my heart’s content.
jilden (JIL-din) – v. to pick up the floor
Teacher: Okay, I want everyone to stop what they’re doing now and jilden.
Class: *looks at each other* What?
Teacher: You heard me!
jiminims (CHICK-in-armz) – n. GOD knows
jodiahut (JOE-dee-uh-hut) – n. a piece of mineral water floating around a classroom
The bored students spent the lecture trying to catch the jodiahut.
johadi (joe-HAH-dee) – adj. pinkish-orange in color; dark blue or light navy in color
Girl 1: I bought a really cute johadi top at the mall today.
Girl 2: Oh, yeah? So is it pinkish-orange, dark blue or light navy?
jomenfidel (JOM-in-fy-del) – v. to rub alcohol on one’s arm
It is actually very refreshing to jomenfidel.
(You would know)
jost (JOST) – n. exclusive live coverage of March Madness games on your very own personalized personal iPhone; adj. blonde
jrapenatreni (zhra-pen-AH-tren-ee) – n. you saw a angel in your nightmares and told her that she looks as ugly as Mariah Carey
jun (ZHUN) – v. to know; to fly; to see…the sky
I don’t jun what you’re talking about…
