bachtodd (pruh-nunce-ee-AYYYYYYY-shunnnnnnnnn) – f. I ate an apple, na-na-na-na-boo-boo boo boo.
bafosciscamusadai (buh-foss-kiss-ca-MOO-sih-die) – n. the only white fruit known to mankind
barushimk (ha-ha-HA-ha-ha) – n. a jumbo shrimps in a ice cream red; why didn’t you send me the message?
Barushimk
bashkelamakamelah (BIMP) – n. YES!
Guy: You wanna get it on?
Girl: BASHKELAMAKAMELAH!
Guy: …Never mind…
bataboomsca (bah-tuh-BOOM-skuh) – n. STANLEY OPEN THE DOOR!!!; juicy juice avis ford
bathsjoe (BATS-joh) – n. jkl; phish phood sent through the big visionphone
What in the name of buckets in a bean is a visionphone?
bebelif (beh-BAY-lihf) – n. brand new rolly and the roof drop back x 34
I swear, Officer, I was just lying there on the air mattress waiting for my friend to get out the bathroom, and all of a sudden…bebelif!
beejka bé abbü (BEEJ-kuh BAY uh-BOO) – n. the Aladdin term meaning “how are you”
Beteloo: Hey Proo, beejka bé abbü?
Proo: … *runs away*
begupe (bee-GOOP) – v. to make your bed at six in the evening while listening to a song you hate, chewing spearmint Trident gum, wondering where she is, finishing lunch, sweeping the floor, praying, reading a informative book on monkeybirds, and yelling at your baby brother for puking in your hamper
Belsh (BELSH) – adj. of Belsh descent! doi
The explorer
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A note from Yaya:
I do apologize, but I believe I forgot to finish writing the sentence for the wonderful, envious word “Belsh”. Please forgive me and feel free to write in your own sentence, so long as this dictionary IS your own. I’m terribly sorry for any inconvenience my careless error may have caused. Please forgive me! Please? PLEASE?
With all sincerity and blasphemy,
Yaya
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berf (BURF) – n. a Starbucks® pants twirling about the moon; v. to eat a broken locker
(n.) The berf believed.
(v.) She berfed and was never heard from again.
bevuouououou (DOY) – y. don’t you dare look at me that way or you’re gonna get it you little motherscratcher now go eat some pannijia fresh out of the oven yeah that’s right go eat it!
BEVUOUOUOUOUAALIBAMASHKAVAHAAAAAABOMODODOYEEEEEEKKONOOOOOORRR*cough cough cough*
bewilm (sah-WAHR) – v. to produce barf on the Sabbath
bhabasaba (ab-uh-SAB-uh) – v. a crowned prince of light sockets wearing pillowcase hats; adj. covered in used candy wrappers colored with Fooey® markers.
(Note: Remember, the letter “h” always makes the letter “b” silent. Pig.)
Big beaulah (GUUUURRRRLLLL) – f. little bighorn amplifier optimisim wtf?? sometimes-i-don’t-like-you-folder fig newtons tea everyone individual believerous doublevey verbetra sixty four honors; ...no
...Soy yerbatero, vengo a curar su mal de amores…
biit (BEET) – n. a weasel
What about that song “Biit”?
bitju (BIT-joo) – n. a xomputr that cooks
blink (BLINK) – n. black ink
This is to be done in BLINK!...Excuse me, black ink. I got a little carried away there.
boliaenivir (bowl-ee-AY-niv-eer) – n. a brown poodle spaniel cat dog mouse piece of cheese bed frame chunk; a piece of broken gum
boneroom (BONE-room) – n. a room full of bones! doi
bontifyd (BONT-ih-fid) – v. to hit a turkey with a burning passion; adj. chewed into in pieces!
booce (VURP) – g. nine!
books4crooks (lolli-lolli-lolli-lolLi) – n. a nonsense word depicting solutions
The school organized a charity that provides reading material to incarcerated persons. They named it books4crooks.
bookattt (OO-kah) – n. a ÷ Jack’s brain
BOOOOOOSHKAAAAAAA (mims) – 5. ssstress
botsvah (BOTS-vuh) – interj. a exclamation of frustration that 8th hour history has not been released yet
Have pity on me, my love! Botsvah!
bowel moment (*constipated sound*) – n. Carolyn how do you know what color your bowels are?
bratatatatat (JAH-VAH) – h. parvading a sharp piece of tomorrow; brimming of a blanket
brkkkk…t (GOO-bur, IH-dee-IT!) – n. can you accept the CHALLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Brkkkk…t.
brung (BRUNG) – v. something along the lines of “brought”, I guess
I brung a steno pad.
burpaflurp (burp-uh-FLERP) – n. ivity
Teacher: Miles, why are you late to class?
Miles: Ivity.
Teacher: Burpaflurp! Ah, you are excused! And extra credit for you!
buttercrust (WHAM) – n. good job, feathered ginger!
Y’dig! Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do, do-do-do…buttercrust?
