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Me: do you have any eggs

Mom: a few

Me: do you have any bread

Mom: no

Me: do you have any money to buy bread?

Mom: I have tortilla shells

Me: OK. Do you have mayo?

Mom: yes

Me: do you know what I want for dinner?

Mom: tuna Mac.

Me: WHAT THE HELL!  How do you get tuna Mac from eggs and tortilla shells?

Mom: I'm tired of eggs

11.19.2018 USA time 2:34 pm

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