Misheard

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So I sneezed. I paused for 5 seconds and my mum doesn't say kazoonheight.

When I said it, she asked 'who sneezed?'

'I did' I replied.

Her: I thought it was the person singing on the radio.

She heard it from her side, when there wasn't really a side since I was sitting next to her.

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