"Pretend parents".
"Go put on some real clothes"
"No 15 year old should be naked ever"
"Whip out your big plum"
"Its not shaved, or big"
"Thats a trout"
"Thats permanent marker"
"If u ever talk to our daughter, youre dead"
"She's taking naked pictures"
"Jacob, as in the adult janitor jacob".
"22, hes 22"
"Yeah, I know youre a badass."
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Confessions From A True Fuck-Up
RandomBasically I tell you about things that happen to me and my thoughts and u slowly realize im a terrible person
