Quantum Travel

Impossible Astronaut III

"What the hell is that?" My sweet Canton, that's who that is.

While they were distracted, the Doctor had slipped out of their grasp and into Nixon's chair. "Mister President, that child just told you everything you need to know, but you weren't listening. Never mind, though, because the answer's yes. I'll take the case." He was so cocky, "Fellows, the guns, really? I just walked into the highest security office in the United States and parked a big blue box on the rug. Do you think you can just shoot me?"

"They're Americans." River and I shouted as we ran out of the Tardis.

The Doctor puts his hands up in surrender, "Don't shoot. Definitely no shooting."

"Nobody shoot us either. Very much not in need of getting shot. Look, we've got our hands up." I laugh at Rory.

"Who the hell are you?" Why haven't you left the room yet Nixon?

"Sir, you need to stay back." Thank you, Canton. I walk past him confidently and no one does anything, Is this sexist?

"But who are they and what is that box?" Nixon seems flustered.

"It's a police box. Can't you read?" Now, they aim their guns at me.

"I'm your new undercover agent on loan from Scotland Yard. Code name Missy. These are my top operatives, Amber, Nose, Mrs. Robinson, and Bow-tie." They all look at me confused.

"I hate you." River mutters.

I smirk, "I know."

"Who are you?" Nixon ignores me and looks to the Doctor. Definitely sexist.

"Nah, boring question. Who's phoning you? That's interesting. Because Canton Three is right. That was definitely a girl's voice, which means there's only one place in America she can be phoning from." Thank you for noticing that, Doctor.

"Where?" Gosh, I love Canton more and more as this goes on. He would be a great companion.

Secret Service dude wouldn't be, "Do not engage with the intruder, Mister Delaware." I pull out a device that was in my pocket and press a button, It basically causes all guns in the room to be useless. I know how trigger happy people can get when it comes to the President, and I don't want any accidents. I've already seen the Doctor die twice.

"You heard everything I heard. It's simple enough. Give me five minutes, I'll explain." He was getting cocky again, he saw what I did, "On the other hand, lay a finger on me or my friends, and you'll never, ever know."

"How did you get it in here?" He looked back to the Tardis, "I mean, you didn't carry it in."

Bow-tie smirked, "Clever, eh?" 

"Love it." Yep, he was defiantly gay.

"Do not compliment the intruder." He was so tense, Mr. Secret Service dude.

Canton ignored him, "Five minutes?"

I nodded, "Five."

"Mister President, that man is a clear and present danger to-" I rolled my eyes, if only this device stopped mouths from working.

"Mister President, all due respect, Bow-tie walked in here with a big blue box and four of his friends, and no one noticed including that man right there." He rolled his eyes at my words and Canton finished off my statement.

"One of them's worth listening to. I say we give him five minutes. See if he delivers." I don't think Canton was done yet.

The Doctor smiled, "Thanks."

"If he doesn't, I'll shoot him myself." And that's the American way.

I laughed as Doctor mutter softly to himself.