Deltarune X reader oneshots (Discontinued)

Okay?! like wtf is going on?!! (Sans/Ralsei and ft.??? XD)

[DISCLAIMER
this page was made for fun plz do not go after these people there just children]

You: .... where's the adm-

Admin: *breaks the le door open* okay we need to f*cking stop this!!

Random Person: okay I'm calling the door police!!

You: stop what this time?

Admin: T H I S

There targeting Ralsei now ... first Sans,then Lancer and Jevil now flippin Ralsei!? Like wtf hell?! don't you kids have something better XD, I barely remember shiz when I was young, My god where are these kids parents? *drinks Coffee flavored bleach* .. wut? it was on sale

In another room

Ralsei: *already tramatize after seeing da vids and now sitting in da corner with Sans,Lancer and Jevil re-thinking life* (are there anymore characters in the fandom that I should know?)

Sj: *just watching in a Distance* ..... anything can happen! :D

*someone knows on the door*

Admin: Hm? Who would be crazy enough to even come here at this time
*le opens the door and sees

[Guess and you'll get and a cookie]

Echotale G sans and Echofell G Sans*
[I know none of you guess that so no le cookie for you XD]

Admin:..... *slams the door shut and le barricades it XD* Ohhhhhh hellll no
*turns around and sees them* teleportation ... right... so uhhh want some bleach? *smiles nervously*

Classic Sans: hey kid you oka- oh hey guys when did you came here?

Admin: *already gone in the panic room*

In the panic room

Admin: wtf! Wft! WTF! why are they here?! *sighs* calm down Rookie I'm sure there just visiting *looks at the cam* okay folks... I'm gonna be asking some questions about this fandom and plz explain to me (you don't have to answer all of them like last time XD)

Question 1
WTF!! why do spadecest (or is it spadcest??? Idk) I mean I can kinda undestand why you some of you guys like foncest, but like wtf?! Lancer and his Dad like hell!!!!

[Comment down below and thanks to the peps that inform me about this]

Question 2
You know skeletons can feel the cold right? well I was eating ice cream today and when I bit on the ice cream its freezing (idk how to explain this but try eating cold icream and try to put you teeth on it, you'll know what I mean)

[Comment down below]

Queation 3
What's Ralsei's gender?!
[I know, I know most of you are gonna scream at me that his a boy or were already talk about this but there are people who actually think there a girl] .....screw it! let's call them they, do you agree?

[Comment down below]

Question 4
...Did sans really f*ck our goat mom?...... skeleton and a goat....sh*t

[Comment down below]

Question 5
Who else knows the Gaster gang? And who's your fav gaster (I personally love B/Blimdy gaster and Swap gaster :D)

[Coment down below]

Question 6
How does skeletons eat (sans) and where does the food go?

Question 7
THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION...

Who's hotter?

Echotale G sans?

Or

Echofell G sans?

[I'm sorry I just had to XD and comment down below and I personally think its Echofell G sans Lol)

Admin: *drinks water* Phew! that was alot of questions and now I'm ready to reply to your answers now.... BRING IT ON-

Door police: *jumps through an open window* your under arrest for door abuse!!

Admin: *takes out a gun* I'm not going back to jail!!

*about to jump on admin but before they do .... please insert to be continued meme XD*

*roles credits*

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Hi guys sorry I haven't been updating oneshots latetly I was stress out at school and I'm also designing Sj and Ames (swap Seam) with my partner in arts and cousin lux (his a good anime artist and his the reason why I started drawing in the first place go follow him on insta-no I mean deltagram his name is in the bio of my profile uwu) also my stomach and has been hurting for a while idk why I'm gonna give this a check up soon, so have a wonderful day and cya!!