So I'm watching that Architectural Digest video of Jensen's house and I'm crying of laughter over all of the iconic Janeel moments.
Daneel: "This," She caresses a plant, "is the sex organ of a palm tree."
Jensen: *shocked* "w-what? Are you kidding? These things fall off and I've been picking them up all morning."
Daneel: "Welp, you might be pregnant."
Jensen: *looks into camera*
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Jensen: "welcome to the heart of the home. The kitchen."
Daneel: "the kitchen. This Jensen's first time ever being in here."
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Jensen: "This is what I refer to as the jewelry of the kitchen. *says something else I can't understand*
Daneel: "It's a great oven. It's so beautiful."
Jensen: "so unnecessary."
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Jensen: *points at fireplace with FIRE written in big red letter* in case you didn't know, this is a fireplace. And for those who were wondering, we just went ahead and labeled it."
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Daneel: "usually whoever's watching Netflix is the lucky one and the other ones gotta be on it, like changing diapers. Yeah, he's always the..."
Jensen: "that's- that's not true."
Daneel: "*whispers* it's true."
Jensen: "no."
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(Talking about when he sleeps in the guest room after coming home late sometimes.)
Jensen: "there's one thing I do in order to get comfortable in here. *picks up creepy porcelain doll thing* and it's turn this thing away from me."
Daneel: "what is wrong with him?" *reaches for it*
Jensen: "it's freaking creepy, man."
Daneel: "it's cute! Look at that little belly."
Jensen: *stares intently into camera* "no. I know that there's a reason our guests don't stay long and it's this thing."
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WTF they showed a tiny little two second clip of a book. And I'm pretty sure it said "the big book of breasts" and I'm cryingggg
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Jensen: *opens a door* "yet another bathroom we have to clean."
Daneel: "you don't clean them."
Jensen: "yeah but they don't know that."
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Daneel: "Here's the master suite."
Jensen: "sounds fancy."
Daneel: "where the magic happens."
Jensen: "oh man."
Daneel: "well, everybody... you have to say that."
Jensen: "no you don't."
Daneel: "well."
Jensen: "we'll cut that out."
Daneel: "heh no we won't."
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Jensen: "one of my favorite parts of this bathroom happens to be the toilet. *waves hand in front of toilet, seat opens.* *whispers and clenches fists* I mean come on!"
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*showing their closet*
Daneel: "this is my side" *shows 9/10 of the closet* "we did this because I'm a bit neater than Jensen.
Jensen: "not today." *shows off tiny little sliver of closet space*
Daneel: "someone did that for you."
Me: "OF COURSE! HES GOT A FLANNEL FILLED CLOSET!"
(There was only like three flannel shirts that saw but there is definitely more.)
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That was the most amazing video I've ever seen. I laughed so hard and my mom was staring at me the whole time.
K baiiii
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