BROOOOO
LAST EPISODE ENDED ON MICHAEL POSSESSING DEAN AGAIN
WEVE BEEN ON A CLIFFHANGER FOR A WHILE AND IM FUCKING READY
i'm typing this as i watch it so these are my actual reactions.
wow, it started in a bar.
OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS PAMELAAAAA
DEAN WORKS IN THE BAR AHHHH HES A BARTENDER
WAIT- DOES HE OWN THE BAR?
WHAT THE HELL WHY WAS SHE LOOKING UP
WHO IS THIS WEIRD ASS DUDE
OH HES A VAMPIRE
OOF THE PASSED OUT DRUNK GUY WAS A VAMP
YEAH DEAN BEAT HIS ASS
DAYUM HE SLICED THEIR HEADS OFF SO DAMN QUICK WOAH
HIS LITTLE SMILE AT THE END AWWWW
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IT WAS JUST A DREAM/LOOK AT THE FUTURE IS DEAN OWNING A BAR HOW THE SHOW WILL END?!?!!??!
HOLY SHIT MOLOTOV!!! MICHAEL GOT MOLOTOVED AGAINNNN
OOH THEY PUT SOME CUFFS ON MICHAEL/DEAN
OH SHIT HIS MONSTERS ARE THERE
OH FUCK JACK AND CAS CANT SEE THE REAPER ONLY SAM AND MICHAEL CAN
THEY GOT OUT THANK YOU OH MY GOD
CAN I JUST SAY HOW ADORABLE JACK IS "Shouldn't we like, put him in the dungeon or something?"
THEY JUST HAD TO REMIND ME THAT CROWLEYS DEAD FUCKKKKK
OH YAY THEY REMEMBERED GARTH
"the last thing you'll see, is this pretty smile, as i rip you apart" THAT WAS A CUTE SMILE THO
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OH NO BABY SAMMY DONT CRY
OH SHIT WAIT IS THE BAR THE OTHER WORLD IN DEANS MIND?! LIKE WHEN SAM WAS IN A WHILE DIFFERENT WORLD WHEN HE WAS POSSESSED BY EZEKIEL
IT KEEPS REPEATING THE SAME DAMN THING FÜCK ITS HIS OWN MIND PALACE
MICHAEL CALLED MY BABY JACK "NOTHING" IMMA KILL HIM
JACKY SASSED HIM FUCK YEAH DEFENDING YOUR PEOPLES
OH SHUT THE HELL UP MICHAEL DEANS NOT A GNAT
HES TELLING JACK ALL THESE LIES YOU LITTLE SHIT WHAT THE HELL STOP IT HE TOLD JACK THAT DEAN DIDNT CARE WHEN HE DIED FÜCK OFF MICHAEL
DAMN JENSEN IS SUCH AN EXTRAORDINARY ACTOR HIS VERSIONS OF DEAN AND MICHAEL ARE SO DIFFERENT AND THEY SEEM LIKE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PEOPLE I LOVE HIM
HE HURT JACKS FEELINGS BUT NOW HES HURTING CASSYS HE NEEDS TO BE STOPPEDDDD
OH FUCK MICHAEL WANTS TO KILL GOD
"cool science project. i give it a solid b minus" IM SORRY BUT I LOVE MICHAELS HUMOR OOPS
THEYRE SENDING SAMMY INTO DEANS WORLD AHHHH
iT lOoKs lIkE tHe eMpTy
OUCH HIS SCREAMS AND STUFF ARE HURTING MY HEART
SAMMY IS SHISTER SHMART
"hey see if they got any pie." YOU CAN HEAR IT WOAH
OH THEY ARE IN THE BAR
DEAN DOESNT REALIZE
SAMMY JUST CALLED EVERYTHING FAKE OOF
"you need to remember what's going on in the real world"
"well, uh, it's raining. what else do i need to know?"
HOLY FUCK ITS MYSTERY SPOT ALL OVER AGAIN BUT WITH LESS DEATH
AWWWWWW FETUS WINCHESTERS!!! LIKE, IM SAD IT SHOWED PAMS DEATH BUT LIKE, THEY WERE SO SMALL
MISHAS EYES ARE SO BLUE WOW
POUGHKEEPSIE OH MY FUCKING GOD
DEAN IS REMEMBERING OH MY G O D
AAAAAND NOW MICHAEL IS IN THE BAR
"you only tolerate the angel because you think you owe him. because he gripped you tight and raised you from perdition."
O H. M Y. G O D.
HE'S SAYING THAT DEAN DOESN'T LIKE JACK, CAS, OR SAMMY WHAT THE FUCK STOP
O O F MICHAEL IS BEATING THE FUCKING HELL OUT OF THEM
HOW DID I KNOW THAT DUDE WAS GONNA GET POSSESSED WHEN HE WENT INTO THE WOODS GODDAMMIT TIGER YOU IDIOT
HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS JACK JUST INFINITY WAR'D THOSE MOFOS
IM SORRY THAT WAS RUDE
MICHAEL THINKS HES ALL COOL, GROWLING AT THE DOOR BUT HE CANT OPEN IT
AWWWWW JACK JUST WANTED TO SAVE HIS FAMILY
CASTIEL IS SUCH A DAD AND ITS SO FUCKING CUTE
HE SMILES JUST LIKE A PROUD FATHER AT JACK TOO AND I LOVE IT
OH SHIT MICHAEL IS BREAKING THROUGH THE DOOR
i bet jensen had a lot of fun shooting that scene
BILLIE
ALL OF THE BOOKS SHOWING WAYS DEAN MIGHT DIE SAY MICHAEL WILL KILL HIM BUT THERES ONE DIFFERENT WHAT DOES IT SAY ALSJSKDJSKS
GODDAMMIT FREAKING CLIFFHANGER
EXCUSE ME WHILE I CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP