mr. disco

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so... i won a goldfish at a carnival.

i spent like four hours thinking about names for my beautiful fishy.

the lady working the booth actually let me walk inside the booth and look in the giant tank of goldfish and pick the one i wanted.

usually they just hand you one of the already half dead ones that they've already taken and put into the little containers.

but she let me choose and at first i saw this one that had a black stripe going around one of its fins(i'm not kidding it was epic) and i was going to name it tyler but she told me that one was swimming really slow and wasn't very lively so there was a good chance it would die after a few hours.

so i continued the search and eventually found this one that was darting back and forth across the tank and kept opening and closing its mouth more than the others.

it was as if the fish was.... singing?

so i pointed at it and i said "that one!"

and she got her little net and took him out.

the carnival was in the parking lot of my local mall and my mom wanted to go buy a few shirts for work and i couldn't carry my fish around so we put his little box thing in the car and left the windows cracked(it was like 70° outside and windy so it wasn't too hot or too cold.)

so we went into the mall and my mom went to some business casual store that was a few stores away from hot topic. me and my brother ran away and went to the best store ever.

we have a really small hot topic and the capacity is only like twenty people and there was like fifteen and it was extremely hot in this store.

i went in with the intention of buying ONE panic! shirt so i could wear it to the concert i'm going to in two weeks but i came out with a blurry face shirt, a panic shirt, a M A N I A(fall out boy) shirt, a twenty one pilots wristband, a Halsey wristband, and three supernatural necklaces.

EVERYTHING was on sale so...

i am now $69 poorer than i was when i walked in. (my total was actually 69 dollars i'm not kidding)

i also walked out sweating like i'd just run a marathon.

anyway.

we left the mall after like forty five minutes and HOORAY! my fish was still alive. so we headed straight to the pet store.

we are too broke to buy a like fifty gallon fish tank for a little goldfish i won at a carnival so my mom grabbed this cheap little betta tank that isn't even a full gallon but it's mostly just for housing until we can buy a bigger one(and more fish).

and it even had a holographic background paper thing that tapes to the back of it and gives your fish a fun house.

i saw this holographic thing and i was like "you know what else is holographic? disco balls. you know what disco balls remind me of? panic at the disco. you know what panic at the disco reminds me of? brendon urie. you know what one of brendon urie's nicknames is? mr. disco.

B A M

please say hello to mr. disco.

the resemblance is uncanny, don't you think?

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the resemblance is uncanny, don't you think?

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