So I was just checking the views on my books because grocery lists has literally gone from 900 to 1.12k in like a week so I've been checking it obsessively and I decided to check my mostly forgotten fic "Secret Love" which is actually completed and I completed it before people actually started noticing me so no one reads it(that's basically a self promo even though my writing skills suCKED so bad when I wrote that and I also attempted song writing which was not good at all so ignore that if you decide to read it.
........
...which you should)
anywAY,
I was checking the views and it was at six hundred and sIXTY SIX
THE DEVIL LIVES IN MY FANFICTION AHHKDLSJDBSKSJDN
you're welcome.
you know, this is random, but if my mom allowed me to show my face on the internet, I'd totally be frickin youtuber cuz I'm so awkward and weird that I'd be an EpIc YoUtUbEr
And I like to think I'd have like, a Joana Ceddia vibe... no offense to mY QUEEN John Cena but I feel like we're very similar.
(I had to take a break for a minute to sing along to Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time by Panic! At the disco... I'm nOt aS tHinK aS yOU dRunK i Am)
AnywHO
I linked Joana's first video for you. Logan Paul is qUaKiNg because she grew in subs sO fAsT
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Watch it.
That was not a suggestion. tHaT wAs aN oRdEr.
I think I'm drunk on leftover sparkling cider from New Years.
Maybe I accidentally grabbed my moms champagne rather than the Welch's.
Someone help me before I die.
I don't know why I'm still typing I need to stop.
(mArCh tO tHe SeA iS oN gOtTa RyAn RosS)
(Sorry that was UnNecEsSarY)
I apologize for whatever the hell this train wreck is.
Okay baiiii because I have to make sure I'm not drinking champagne
(CHAMPAGNE COCAINE GASOLINE)
Oops
Okay I checked it was actually sparkling cider so I actually don't know what the FUCK is wrong with me. Maybe I'm delusional from a lack of sleep.
