So this is kinda the point in some movies but you know like in some movies where the killer is supposed to be a normal human but then they get blown up, stabbed and god knows what else and..... Yep, they're still alive. I mean, did a wizard appear out of nowhere just before and say "Hey, congrats, you won our contest of best horror movie killer! Your reward.... IMMORTALITY." The amount of times Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers have escaped death would even impress Fall Out Boy (get it coz of the song Immortals..... DAMN I'M WASTED HERE).
Actually I forgot, Michael Myers does have a reason why he survived, he's leader of a cult, stupid, stupid me! How did I forget that! (BTW it's very hard to sound sarcastic in mere writing, if I could I'd attach an audio file of me legit just saying that sentence with so much sarcasm that Professor Snape would be proud)
Anyway, I guess that's part of the idea of a horror killer, they're unstoppable and therefore more scary but sometimes it just really goes too far.
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Only In Horror Movies
RandomA series of dumb things that only would happen in horror movies and annoying things about horror movies. Warning: Personal opinions are very very plentiful, deal with it.
