You're enjoying the horror movie. You've just been introduced to the victims... And now you see that they have a pet. HOW TO RUIN THE MOVIE IN ONE EASY STEP.
Now you'll be spending the entire movie worrying about the wellfair of the animal rather than the great skills of the killer or the great effects of the deaths.
One example of this was in Friday The 13th Part 2 (I think it was part 2 don't think I'm right about this OK? Friday The 13th movies were all.... Not exactly the same but.... Similar) when the introduced Muffin the dog that actually survived but from the moment little Muffin was introduced the whole movie became a prayer service for Muffin the dog.
Another huge offender of this is the Halloween series. Practically every movie has a dog and every dog dies. That series is like a death sentence for pets. "Hey, have you had enough of your dog? Do you live in Haddenfield? DON'T WORRY, WE HAVE THE SOLUTION FOR YOU! All you have to do is adopt someone who is related to Mikey Myers and wait till October 31st! SIMPLE! Just make sure you're out coz we can't garuntee he won't kill you too!"
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Only In Horror Movies
RandomA series of dumb things that only would happen in horror movies and annoying things about horror movies. Warning: Personal opinions are very very plentiful, deal with it.
