Only In Horror Movies

For My Next Trick.... Appearing Bodies

So first of all, this was suggested to me like 8 months back by Damnjessiem and I've finally got round to doing it so.... I hope you enjoy.... And sorry for the delay.

Horror movies have a lot of cliché things... This is one of them. A person (normally the final girl) will walk around the whole film set towards the end of the movie... Well more run frantically from a killer who has now focused their attention on them. This will lead to the person trying to find a hiding spot because.... Like that's ever gone well smh.

Even if they don't, they open doors and try and find a place to lose the killer which is fair enough.... They don't wanna die.... Duh.

So why oh whyyyyy does every single one of them find all the bodies no matter where they go?

I mean, this never happens in anything but the final chase, it's like when the characters decide to go to the toilet that's when the killer goes "Yes, now is time! Get the bodies and aline them with the exact running pattern that is about to ensue." Nah, first of all barely any killers speak, secondly, everyone knows that if you have a bathroom break in a horror you're already dead.

So how do they do it? It has to be a 1500/1 chance that every body is discovered and yet they achieve it.... Or maybe they knew.... Because we've all been missing the twists all along... Maybe.... They are the killer! :O That's how they know where to find them...

Move over Billy and Stu, your shock reveal crown has just been taken by my absolute bs theory!