Expressions (SOPE)

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A/N: Hey boops!! My Friend just wrote a new book!!!:) And because I want to celebrate, here's a new chapter for y'all!!! Luv ya!

Yoongi awoke to the feeling of being poked. He looked to his right to see a stick, specifically a bamboo stick, poking his right arm. Yoongi never felt so confused in his life until he looked at the end of the stick and saw Jungkook, hiding next to the back door. "Hyung, if the boss sees you slacking on the job, he might come over and kill you!" Jungkook's voice was of someone trying to be serious but simply sweating fear.
Yoongi shrugged, and Jungkook never felt more relieved. "Umm, hyung?" Yoongi turned to face him. "My boyfriend might come over to visit me if that's okay with you?" Yoongi didn't really care, he was lonely, but maybe if he could be with Hoseok... no...he hurt him. There was no way Hoseok would forgive him. Hoseok is smart too, he would've known that 'Suga' isn't real. Yoongi acknowledged Jungkook by shrugging and went back to facing the entrance, heart beating a little painfully.

~time skip from this lazy ass, sponsored by sope's existence and I might also reveal who Jungkook's boyfriend is but if you vote who it is I wouldn't mind!~

Yoongi was on his couch checking his messages and noticed one from Hoseok.
Hoseok: call me
How was Hoseok even able to text? Wasn't he blind?
Yoongi called Hoseok and when Hoseok answered with some suspicious giggling, Yoongi asked, "texting?" Hoseok laughed and replied, "I got Siri!" Yoongi mentally smacked his face. "Right," was all he managed to say. "Anyways I wanted you to call me cause, I don't know, seemed funny? Wanna meet up?" Yoongi wasn't sure. "Busy." Crap! He was nervous and probably couldn't talk to Hoseok properly. (Couldn't really talk in the first place.) "Oh..." God Hoseok sounded so upset. "That's ok, maybe next time?" Ending the conversation with a "sure", Yoongi ended the call.
Yoongi sighed, disappointed with himself. The fact that Hoseok is blind kinda makes him innocent and Yoongi felt so manipulative, lying here and there. He felt like a horrible friend and the worst guy to ever have a slight crush on Hoseok. (It's definitely more than slight but why would he admit it?)
If Hoseok has Siri, maybe if Yoongi texted, he would ask Siri to read it out? Yeah...
So Yoongi may or may not have forgotten something about Hoseok but that was because he never came in contact with Hoseok for years! Looking at it, both of them changed numbers, met other people, it was like they created a whole another life without each other. Yoongi reminded himself to really stop breaking his own heart and went in to text his 'babe', (What? Fine. Soon-to-be 'babe'...)
(Note that all the italics are Mr Yoongles' thoughts and that the ppl chose their own names)

*Swag Suga: ONLINE*

Swag Suga: Umm hey
'God this is so cringeworthy'

~There was awkward silence~

'This isn't gonna work, I'm so dumb...'

*Sunshine Hobi: ONLINE*

Sunshine Hobi: Ah Suga?

'OH MY GOD! IT WORKED!'
Swag Suga: when's your
birthday?

Sunshine Hobi: why'd you                                   ask? Omg are you planning. a surprise for me? :D

Swag Suga: No!
'I'M A FUCKING DUMBASS!'

Sunshine Hobi: Yeah       
                                totally! It's on this special    
                                       day, 18 Feb 1994 but I
                                       guess nobody has plans...                                                                                                        
'fuck...'
Swag Suga: Whatever...

*Swag Suga: OFFLINE*
*Sunshine Hobi: OFFLINE*

'What to do?! Hoseok thinks I'm planning a surprise! Fuck!'
Yoongi just forced himself into some big shit huh? Man, guess he lost his swag. It's February, specifically the 18th. Yoongi had to do something... and fast...

A/N: What is wrong with this? I edited it but no matter how hard I try, it always looks so glitches out:/
Anyways, this is how it was supposed to look.-.

This is my friend, the cliffhanger. I never really like it but it just makes shit exciting you know? I love ya boops and I hate myself:) I'm sorry bts, I failed your little message:( But I hope you enjoyed that, I wish you a great day and I apologise if you had a nice day until you read that crap.
Bye!

Edit: so my dumbass put yoongi instead of suga and didn't notice lol. thx @Jessicadc25 for pointing that out. please help me point out my mistakes!! i'll be sure to edit them:))