Expressions (SOPE)

🤔05😰

A/N: Whoop! HAPPY BIRTHTAE!! (I hate myself for making that pun.) Taehyung has now turned 23 years old!!! Yay!! Well, he's 24 in Korean age. But anyways, to celebrate this 23 year old, here's a chap
Yoongi was left feeling frustrated. He was stuck between the decision of arranging a party or not. He didn't want to because he was too lazy, but he wanted to because it's for Hoseok, his sunshine!
In the end, he decided to do both! This was because Hobi was blind so putting up a crazy ton of deco was going to be useless, yet he has to prepare a cake for hoseok to make wishes and feast on. People...he wondered whether to invite people. He knew about Jungkook and his boyfriend. There was also Jimin, his cousin. He also remembered Jimin had a crush. Some boy named Namjon or something...oh wait! Namjoon, his name was Namjoon. He decided to invite them.
Suga wondered whether Hoseok knows anyone of them, so he decided to do some research.
(Definitely not stalking, that's crazy.) Looking through Hobi's social media, he noticed Namjoon and this other boy. From the captions, the boy was Kim Seokjin, Joon's Brother. So after finding all the boys' names, he added them to a chat.
A/N: I know this chat looks crappy but that's probably because no matter how much effort I put in, Wattpad won't listen. So just bare with me:/
There was absolute chaos in the chat room.
"May I ask what this is?"
"Yoongi what the hell?"
"Umm Jimin?"
"Oh! Uh...hey Namjoon."
"OMG HI! MY NAME'S TAEHYUNG!😆😆"
Yoongi rolled his eyes before asking everyone to shut up.
A/N: I'm sorry for disappointing you with the names.
Tata The V: THAT'S RUDE!😟
Chim Chim: That's Yoongz alright
Swag Suga: DO NOT call me that
Chim Chim: Or else what?
Swag Suga: I'll tell
Chim Chim: YOU WOULDN'T!
RM: Umm, is anyone gonna explain anything?
Chim Chim: Oh! Sorry Joon!
RM: Joon?
Chim Chim: I mean Namjoon!!!
RM: Nah that's ok. I kinda like it.
Yoongi didn't know whether to cringe at the two being unknowingly loveydovey, or be proud of how much Jimin is 'supposedly' improving. Who is he kidding? Of course he would cringe!
Swag Suga: Guys! Listen up please.
*Swag Suga changes the chat name to Party Plans*
Tata The V: YAY! WHO'S BIRTHDAY??🥳🥳🥳
Not Your Oppa: Babe, I think you need to calm down.
Tata The V: WDYM?🤨🧐🤔
Not Your Oppa: You keep typing in all caps.
Tata The V: BECAUSE I'M EXCITED!!😆🤪🥳
Not Your Oppa: If you calm down, I promise I'll get you some Panda Express.
Tata The V: Ok.🤩
Swag Suga: I can't believe that actually worked.
Not Your Oppa: That's cuz I know him.
Swag Suga: Whatever
Tata The V: Don't be rude to my bae!!😡😡
No Your Oppa: Sweetie it's ok.
Tata The V: No it's not!🥺
Chim Chim: You two are so cute❤️
RM: Yeah...kinda want that kind of relationship...
Yoongi could bet every fibre in his being that Jimin was blushing at the moment.
Swag Suga: Look, about the party
Tata The V: Omg yes! Who is it🤭🤭
Swag Suga: Let me speak!
Swag Suga: We're planning for Hoseok.
Pink God: You're Yoongi?!
RM: Wow bro, never thought you'd be alive.
Pink God: Haha very funny >:(
Pink God: I just can't believe Yoongi finally talked to Hoseok after so long!
Swag Suga: Umm...actually I didn't exactly do so.
Silence filled the chat room for a while. Finally someone decided to break the ice. (Not Namjoon because he'd probably destroy too much ice.)
Tata The V: Who is this Hoseok you speak of?😐
Not Your Oppa: Same question...

Swag Suga: Ok enough jokes yall know him, yall met him. He's my highschool friend.

Pink God: Well, the friend who risked his sight for Yoongi but Yoongi left him like a donkey!!

Swag Suga: You mean ass?
Pink God: DO NOT MENTION FILTHY WORDS IN MY PRESENCE!
Swag Suga: Sorry...
Tata The V: So? Why did you say not exactly😬
Swag Suga: Well I kinda hid my identity with another name...
Pink God: YOU FREAKING LIED TO HIM?!
Tata The V: Why are you so excited??😯
Pink God: I AM NOWHERE CLOSE TO EXCITED!! I AM FURIOUS!!
Swag Suga: God damn you're like a mom
Pink God: AND THIS MOM IS GONNA BREAK IN YOUR HOUSE AND WHOOP YOUR DONKEY TO NORTH KOREA!!
RM: Jeez dude...
Chim Chim: ...
Tata The V: You're scary😥😥
Not Your Oppa: Pls visit the gas station more often.
Swag Suga: You better bring a will to work.
*Not Your Oppa is offline*
Tata The V: Nuuu! Don't go!!😰😰
*Tata The V is offline*
Swag Suga: Look, I was scared to lose Hoseok ok?! I didn't want him to leave me...
Pink God: Like how you left him?
Chim Chim: I think you need to delete that message if you wanna live...
Swag Suga: Yes
Chim Chim: Wait wha?!
Chim Chim: Who are you and what have you done with Yoongi?!
Swag Suga: I don't wanna break his heart again so pls, can all of you help me start anew?
*Tata The V is online*
Tata The V: Guys, my Kookie is crying.💜😚
*Not Your Oppa is online*
Not Your Oppa: Don't tell them that!!
Tata The V: Baby don't worry, you're still beautiful to me☺️☺️
Pink God: ...
Swag Suga: So, what is your choice?
Chim Chim: If my cousin is no longer single in the future, then yes, I'll help you.
RM: Well, statistically Hoseok would have a very high chance of being happy so I'm in.
Not Your Oppa: I would like a happy ending, I'll help.
Tata The V: If my baby is helping then so will I!🥳🥳🥳😋😋
Swag Suga: Jin? Can you help me with the party please? I promise I'll make Hoseok a happy man
Chim Chim: Aww
Swag Suga: Shut up Jimin!
Pink God: You better do as you promised.
Swag Suga: Just to make sure, that's a yes?
Pink God: Yup
Swag Suga: Thank you everyone.
Tata The V: No problem!!😁
Swag Suga: Alright, here's the plan...