Toby: You stay positive you always believe that everything is going to work out. How do you do it?
Y/N: Well I'll tell you my secret Toby!
Y/N: I lie to myself. Every morning when I wake up I say "Everything's gonna be ok!" But I'm lying and I don't know how much longer I can do it.
Y/N: *high pitched quiet squeal*
Y/N: Have a swell night Toby!
Masky: Hey BEN you got anything to drink?
BEN: Yeah in the fridge.
Y/N: Hey Masky uh grab me a glass of malk.
Masky: We don't have any malk but I can get you some milk.
BEN: That's what she just said.
Y/N: Yeah I just want some malk.
Masky: No you're saying it wrong you're saying Malk like it's a disease.
BEN: *laughs* how do you say it?
Masky: I'm saying it the way everyone ought to say it milk, M-I-L-K.
BEN: right like 2%
Y/N: right whole malk
Masky: No no no say milkshake
Y/N: Milkshake
Masky: Okay now say milk.
Y/N: Malk
Masky: are you hearing this?
BEN: yeah the girl wants a glass of mulk
Masky: Mulk?!
BEN: GIVE HER THE MULK MASKY
Slendy: BEN, inside voices please.
BEN: Sorry Slender, my Pasta friends.
Y/N: MASKY! POUR ME A GLASS OF MALK
Masky: Why are you yelling at me?
BEN: Just give her the freaking mulk!
Masky: You guys aren't even saying the same thing!
Y/N: WE'RE ALL SAYING MALK MASKY
Masky: No you're saying malk! You're saying-
BEN And Y/N: *yelling*
Masky: SHUT UP
YOU ARE READING
Creepypasta texts Book 1
RandomWhat am I supposed to put here Based off of Tumblr threads or Wattpad crackfics. Some are made up by me. And probably roblox images. Highest Rank(s): #2 in suicidesadie #10 in nurseann #220 in creepypasta #11 in glitchyred
