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Toby: You stay positive you always believe that everything is going to work out. How do you do it?

Y/N: Well I'll tell you my secret Toby!

Y/N: I lie to myself. Every morning when I wake up I say "Everything's gonna be ok!" But I'm lying and I don't know how much longer I can do it.

Y/N: *high pitched quiet squeal*

Y/N: Have a swell night Toby!

Masky: Hey BEN you got anything to drink?

BEN: Yeah in the fridge.

Y/N: Hey Masky uh grab me a glass of malk.

Masky: We don't have any malk but I can get you some milk.

BEN: That's what she just said.

Y/N: Yeah I just want some malk.

Masky: No you're saying it wrong you're saying Malk like it's a disease.

BEN: *laughs* how do you say it?

Masky: I'm saying it the way everyone ought to say it milk, M-I-L-K.

BEN: right like 2%

Y/N: right whole malk

Masky: No no no say milkshake

Y/N: Milkshake

Masky: Okay now say milk.

Y/N: Malk

Masky: are you hearing this?

BEN: yeah the girl wants a glass of mulk

Masky: Mulk?!

BEN: GIVE HER THE MULK MASKY

Slendy: BEN, inside voices please.

BEN: Sorry Slender, my Pasta friends.

Y/N: MASKY! POUR ME A GLASS OF MALK

Masky: Why are you yelling at me?

BEN: Just give her the freaking mulk!

Masky: You guys aren't even saying the same thing!

Y/N: WE'RE ALL SAYING MALK MASKY

Masky: No you're saying malk! You're saying-

BEN And Y/N: *yelling*

Masky: SHUT UP

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