Poison, Mayo and Shampoo

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Masky: Everybody relax. She's lying. She doesn't have any poison.

Y/N: No, I don't have any on me. But, I do keep some in my fridge at home in the relish jar.

BEN: Theres poison in that jar? I thought I was allergic to pickles. What's in the jar with the skull and crossbones?

Y/N: Well, that's mayonnaise. That's a decoy.

BEN: And the mayo?

Y/N: That's shampoo.

BEN: You're telling me I've been putting shampoo on my sandwiches?

Y/N: If you're using the mayonnaise, yeah, probably.

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