Eyeless Jack: And God said unto Abraham, "Abraham."
Eyeless Jack: And Abraham replied, "What."
Jane: God said to John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Y/N: And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek."
Y/N: To which they responded, "Gay."
BEN: And thus, God made Eve. And she was bammin' slammin' bootylicious.
Jeff: See you all in Hell
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Creepypasta texts Book 1
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