Jesus and a Watermelon

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Idk if I already did that

Y/n: hey

Y/n: hey

Y/n: hey

Y/n: hey

Masky: What

Y/n: so you know how Jesus can walk on water?

Masky: Yeah..?

Y/n: I can walk on watermelons which are 95% water so I am 95% jesus

Masky: That's not how it works..

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