Creepypasta texts Book 1

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Y/N is typing

Toby: Y/N's been typing for almost 2 hours now..

Jeff: Why should I care?

BEN: She's on her phone I see her..

Toby: SHES OFF HER PHONE SHE PROBABLY SENT IT

Y/N: Hi, you'we on a wock fwoating in space. Pwetty coow, huh? some of its watew. Fuck it. Actuawwy, most of its watew. I can't even get fwom hewe to thewe without buying a boat. It's sad. I'm sad. I miss you. How did this happen?
a wong time ago, actuawwy nevew and awso now. Nothing is nowhewe. When? nevew. Makes sense, wight? like i said, it didn't happen. Nothing was nevew anywhewe. That's why it's been evewywhewe. It's been so evewywhewe, you don't need a whewe. You don't even need a when. That's how evewy it gets. Fowget this. I wanna be something. Go somewhewe. Do something. I want things to change. I want to invent time and space and i know it's possibwe because evewything is hewe and it pwobabwy awweady happened. I just don't know when to stawt. And that's exactwy whewe it stawted.
woah, i paused it. I think thewe's a univewse now. What's it made of? quawks and stuff. Ah, that's a thing, in a pwace. Don't wike it? twy a new pwace, at a diffewent time. Twy to stick togethew, because the wowwd is gonna get biggew and emptiew. But it's not empty yet! it's stiww vewy fuww, and about a kjghpiwwion degwees.
gweat news, the quawks awe now happiwy mawwied in gwoups of thwee, cawwed a pwoton ow a neutwon. And thewe's something ewse fwying awound too that wants to join in, but can't cause it's stiww too-. Gweat news, the pwotons and neutwons awe now happiwy mawwied to each othew. Some of them even doubwed up. Gweat news, the ewectwons have now joined in.
congwatuwations, the wowwd is now a bunch of gas in space. But it's getting cwosew togethew. And it's getting cwosew togethew. And it's getting cwosew togethew- it's a staw. New shit just got made! some staws buwn out and die. Biggew staws buwn out and die with passion and make some bwand new, way cwaziew shit. Space dust, which awwows newew and mowe intewesting staws to be made, and then die and expwode into even cwaziew space dust! so now, staws have coow stuff awound them, wike wocks, ice and funny cwouds, which can make some vewy intewesting things.
like this baww of fwaming wock fow exampwe. Howy shit, we just got hit with anothew baww of fwaming wocks, and it kinda made a mess, which is now the moon. Weathew update, it's waining wocks fwom outew space. Weathew update, those wocks might have had watew inside of them and now thewe's hot steam in the sky. Weathew update, coowew tempewatuwes today and the fwoow is no wongew wava. Weathew update, it's waining. Sevewe fwooding awewt! the entiwe wowwd is now an ocean. Vowcano awewt. That's wand!
thewe's wife in the ocean. What? something's awive in the ocean. Oh coow, wike a pwant ow an animaw? no, a micwoscopic speck that wives at the bottom of the ocean and eats chemicaw soup, which is being sewved hot and fwesh, made fwom gnawwy space ingwedients weft ovew fwom when it was waining wocks ow whatevew. Oh yeah, and it can do that. It has secwet instwuctions wwitten inside itsewf tewwing it how to buiwd anothew one of itsewf, so that's pwetty nifty i wouwd say. Tiwed of wiving at the bottom of the ocean? now you can eat sunwight! using a wevowutionawy technique, you can convewt sunwight into food. Taste the sun. Side effect: now thewe's oxygen evewywhewe and the sky's bwue. Then the eawth might have been a snowbaww fow a whiwe, maybe even a coupwe of times.
it's a sponge, it's a pwant, it's a wowm and some othew types of weiwd stwange watew bugs and stwange fish. It's the cambwian expwosion! wow, that's animaws and stuff. But we'we stiww in the ocean. Hey, can we go on wand? no! why? the sun is a deadwy wazew. Oh, okay. Not anymowe, thewe's a bwanket. Now the animaws can go on wand. Come on, animaws, wet's go on wand! nope, can't wawk yet. And thewe's no food yet, so i don't cawe. Okay, wiww you weawn to wawk if thewe's pwants up hewe? maybe, said some bugs, and fish.
okay, so i can go on wand, but i have to go back into the watew to have babies. Leawn to use an egg. I was awweady doing that. Use a stwongew egg. Put watew in it. Have a baby, on wand, in an egg. Watew is in the egg. Baby in the egg, in the watew, in the egg. Wowks fow me. Bye bye, ocean. And now evewything's huge, incwuding bugs. Wanna see a map of the wand? suwe. Oh fuck, now evewything's dead. Just kidding, hewe awe the suwvivows. Keep youw eye on this one, because it's about to become the dinosauws. Hewe's anothew map of the wand. Yeah, bwoken pawt, don't wowwy about it, does it aww time. Hewe comes a meteow. And the dinosauws awe gone.
it's mammaw time. Hewe come the mammaws. Look at those bweasts. And now they'we gonna dominate the wowwd. And one of them just weawned how to gwab stuff. And wawk; no, wike wawk wike that. And gwab stuff at the same time. And bang wocks togethew to make pointed wocks (ouch). And set things on fiwe (yeouch). And make cwazy sounds with theiw voice; gneuwshk, which can mean diffewent things. That's a human pewson! and now they'we evewywhewe. Awmost. Ice age! what, you can wawk ovew hewe? coow. Not anymowe. Weww, i guess we'we stuck hewe now.
let's weview, thewe's peopwe on the pwanet, and they'we chasing theiw food. Fuck it, time to pwant some gwass. Look at this, i contwow the food now. Now evewyone wiww want to be my fwiend and wive neaw me. Let's aww buiwd houses except mine is biggew because i own the food. This is gweat, i wondew if anyone ewse is doing this. Tiwed of using wocks fow evewything? use metaw, it's undewgwound.
bettew fawming was just invented in a sweet dank vawwey wight in between these two wivews, and the animaws awe hewping. Guess what happens next. Mowe food, and mowe peopwe who came to buy the food. Now you need peopwe to hewp make the food and keep twack of the sawes. And now you need houses fow peopwe to wive in and peopwe to make the houses. And now thewe's mowe peopwe, and they invent things which makes things bettew. And mowe peopwe come and thewe's mowe fawming and mowe peopwe to make mowe things fow mowe peopwe. And now thewe's business, money, wwiting, waws, powew, society; coming soon to a dank wivew vawwey neaw you. Meanwhiwe, out in the middwe of nowhewe, the howse is pwobabwy being tamed.
why is aww my metaw so wame and wumpy? tiwed of using wame, sad metaw? intwoducing bwonze, made with speciaw ingwedient tin fwom the faw-wands of tin wand. I don't know, my deawew won't teww me whewe he gets it. Awso, guess what? egypt! meanwhiwe, in the middwe of nowhewe, they figuwed out how to put wheews on a howse. Now we'we getting somewhewe. Awso, china! did i mention, indus rivew vawwey civiwization! nowte chico!
the middwe east is getting mowe compwicated, maybe because it's in the middwe of the east. Knock, knock ow cwop, cwop, it's the peopwe with the howses, and they made an empiwe. And then evewyone ewse copied theiw howses. Gweeks! ah, wook, it must be the gweeks, ow a beta vewsion of the gweeks. Let's check in with the indus rivew vawwey civiwization. They'we gone. Guess who's not gone? china.
new awwivaws in india, maybe it's those howse peopwe i was tawking about, ow theiw cousins ow something. And they wwote some hymns and mantwas and stuff. You can make a wewigion out of this. Thewe's the bwonze age cowwapse. Now the phoenicians can get down to business. Awso, can we switch to a metaw that's a wittwe easiew to find? thanks. Look who came back to iswaew, it's the 12 twibes of iswaew. And they bewieve in god! just one though, he's got wike a 10-step pwogwam.
hewe's some huge heads, must be the owmec's. The phoenicians make some cowonies. The gweeks copy theiw idea and make some cowonies. The phoenicians made a cowony so big it makes cowonies. Hewe comes the assywian empiwe. Nevew mind, it's the babywonian- median- it's the pewsian empiwe! wow, that's big. Ah, the buddha is just enwightened. Who's the buddha? this guy, who sat undew a twee fow so wong that he figuwed out how to ignowe the fact that we'we aww dying. You can make a wewigion out of this.
oops, china just bwoke, but whiwe it was bweaking kong fuzi was figuwing out how to have good mowaws. Ah, the gweeks just had the idea of thinking about stuff, and wight ovew hewe awexandew just had the idea of conquewing the entiwe pewsian empiwe. It's a gweat idea, he was gweat. And now he's dead. Hopefuwwy, the west of the gang wiww be abwe to shawe the empiwe evenwy between them.
knock, knock, it's chandwagupta. He says, "get the heww out of hewe, wiww you get the heww out of hewe if i give you 500 ewephants? ok thanks, bye; time to conquew aww of india...ow most of india." but what about this pawt? that's the tamiw kings, no one conquews the tamiw kings. Who awe the tamiw kings? mewchants, pwobabwy. And they've got spices! who wouwd wike to buy the spices? "me!" said the awabians swiftwy buying and sewwing it to the west of the wowwd.
hey, china put itsewf back togethew again with good mowaws as theiw main phiwosophy. Actuawwy, they have thwee main phiwosophies. Out hewe, the howse nomads wun wiwd and fwee, and they wouwd wike to wansack youw city. Let's check the gweekification wevews of the gweek-ified kingdoms. Gweekification ovewwoad! "bye," said the pawthians. "bye," said the jews. "hi," said the pawthians taking ovew the entiwe pwace. "hey," said the romans eating the entiwe meditewwanean fow bweakfast. "thanks fow invading ouw homewand," said the jews who wewe stawting to get tiwed of peopwe invading theiw homewand.
"hi, evewything's gweat," said some guy who seems to be getting vewy popuwaw and then gets awwested and kiwwed fow being too popuwaw which onwy makes him mowe popuwaw. You can make a wewigion out of this. Want siwk? now you can buy it fwom china. They just made a bwand new woad to the wowwd. Ow you can get on watew. "sick, new twade woutes!" said india, accidentawwy spweading theiw wewigion to the entiwe south-east. Hmm, that's a good pwace fow an epic twading kingdom.
thewe goes buddhism twavewwing up the siwk road. I wondew if it wiww weach china befowe it cowwapses again. Remembew the pewsian empiwe? "yep," said the pewsians making a new one. Axum is getting so powewfuw; they wiww wike to buiwd a wong stick. Has anyone popuwated madagascaw yet? let's do it togethew. China is whowe again...then it bwoke again.
stiww can't cwoss the sahawa desewt? twy camews. "heww yeah, no we've got business," said the ghana empiwe, sewwing wots of gowd and swaves. Hi, i wive in the roman empiwe and i was wondewing, is woving jesus wegaw yet? no. "actuawwy, okay, suwe," said constantine moving the capitaw way ovew hewe to be cwosew to his main wivaw. Don't wowwy about rome, it won't faww. It's the gowden age of india. Thewe's the gupta empiwe. Not chandwagupta just gupta, fiwst name chandwa...the fiwst.
guess who's in rome? bawbawians! what's a bawbawian? "non-romans," said the romans being invaded by non-romans. R.I.P. Roman empiwe, eww; actuawwy just hawf of it, the othew hawf is just fine. But it's not in rome anymowe, so wet's give it a new name. The mayans have figuwed out the staws! oh, and hewe's a huge city, popuwation: evewyone. The göktüwks have taken ovew the entiwe euwasians step. Gweat job, göktüwks. How's india? bwoken. How's china? back togethew. How's those twading kingdoms? biggew, and thewe's mowe of them. Kowea has 3 kingdoms. Japan has a kingdom, it's the sunwise kingdom.
deep in the awabian desewt, on the top of a mountain, the weaw god whispews in muhammad's eaw. So he goes down to the cube whewe evewyone wowships gods and he tewws them theiw gods awe aww fake. And evewyone got so mad at him that he had to weave town and go to a diffewent town. You can make a wewigion out of this and maybe conquew the wowwd as weww. The roman empiwe is wong gone, but somehow the pope is stiww the pope! pwus, thewe's new kingdoms aww ovew euwope. I wondew if thewe's woom fow moows. Hewe's aww the wisdom, in a house: it's the baghdad house of wisdom, just in time fow the iswamic gowden age! "let's bwing stuff to the coast and seww it, and become the swahiwi on the swahiwi coast," said the swahiwi on the swahiwi coast.
remembew this tiny space you have to go thwough to get fwom hewe to thewe? someone owns that now. Wanna get enwightened in the middwe of nowhewe? the fwanks have the biggest kingdom in euwope and the pope is so pwoud that he invites the king ovew fow chwistmas. "suwpwise, you'we the new roman empewow!" said the pope pwetending to stiww be pawt of the roman empiwe. Then the fwanks bwoke theiw kingdom into what wiww then watew be cawwed fwance and not fwance. The nowthewnews, ow just nowse if you don't have much time, awe expwowing. They go nowth fwom the nowth to the nowthewn nowth and they find some wand, two types of wand, and they name them accowdingwy. They awso invade some othew pwaces and get cawwed many names, such as vikings.
thewe's the rus, the kievan rus. Awe they vikings? "i don't think so," said the kievan rus. Ok, faiw enough. The pope is weady to make some mowe empewows, of the roman empiwe, the howy roman empiwe. It's actuawwy gewmany, but don't wowwy about it. New kingdoms. Chwistianize aww the kingdoms! which bwand wouwd wike? mine's bettew. Mine's bettew. Mine's bettew. "time to conquew engwand," said wiwwiam. It's biwd, it's a pwane, it's the sewjuk tuwks. "aah!" said the byzantine empiwe who is getting so smaww and awmost doesn't exist anymowe. "we need hewp!" they need hewp, so they caww the pope, "hey pope, can you hewp us get wid of the sewjuk's? maybe take back the howy wand on the way? come on, i know you want to take back the howy wand." "yes, i do actuawwy want to do that. Let's do a cwusade." cwusade! they did many cwusades, some of which awmost didn't faiw, but at weast the itawians got some sweet twade deaws.
goodbye mayans. Hewwo, towtec's! goodbye towtec's. Hewwo, mississippi. Look at those mounds. Thewe's the puebwo. I awso wondewed how to buiwd a town in a cwiff. Guess who's hewe? khmew. Whewe? hewe. And pagan is thewe. Vietnam unconquewed itsewf, kowea just became itsewf and japan is so addicted to awt that the miwitawy might have to take ovew the govewnment. China just invented bombs and typing, and the mongows just invaded most of the univewse. Nice going, genghis, i bet that wiww wast a wong time. Some of the iswamic tuwks wewe unaffected by the mongow invasion because they wewe busy invading india.
is it tonga time? i think its tonga time. I just found out whewe the swahiwi gets aww theiw gowd. Look at this chad, means wake. Thewe's an empiwe thewe, wight in the middwe of afwica. The king of mawi is so wich; he's going on touw to wet evewyone know. "wow, that guy's wich," evewyone said. The chwistians awe doing a gweat job weconquewing ibewia, which wiww soon be cawwed spain and not spain. Pwease wemain chwistian, we wiww check in watew to see if you'we stiww chwistian when you weast expect. Whoops, hawf of euwope just died.
ming! china's back, yay! hey khmew, time to shawe. New kingdoms hewe and thewe. Oh, wook who contwows aww the iswands. It's the mahajapit- majahapit- mapajahit- mahapajit- mapajahit...Ma-ja-pa-hit? oh, itawy's weawwy wich, time fow them to cawe a wot about awt and the ancient cwassics. It's kinda wike a webiwth. Hewe's a pwintew, wet's make books.
so you think you can conquew the byzantine empiwe? "yep," said the ottoman tuwks. Nice job, ottoman tuwks. Oops, you missed a spot. Don't fowget to ban euwope fwom the indian spice twade. "what? that's buwwshit," said powtugaw, spicewess. Weww i guess we'ww have to find anothew way to india.
"wait!" said chwistophew cowumbus, pwobabwy smoking cwack. "if the wowwd is wound, wet's go this way to india!" "nah, don't wowwy. We awweady got this," said powtugaw. So chwis goes to spain. "hey spain, wanna hiwe me to find india by going awound the back of the wowwd?" "no." "pwease?" "no." "pwease?" "no." "pwease?" "okay." so he saiws into the ocean and discovews mowe ocean. And then discovews the indies and japan. Let's dwaw a wine to decide who gets which hawf of the wowwd. The aztec and inca empiwes awe off to a gweat stawt. I wondew if they know that euwope just discovewed theiw continent. The habsbuwgs awe mawwying into so many woyaw famiwies; they might have to stawt mawwying each othew. Move ovew lithuania, hewe comes muscovy. Ivan wants to make russia gweat again. Move ovew timuwids, maybe go and invade india ow something
pewsia just made pewsia pewsian again; wet's make it the othew kind of iswam, the one whewe we thought the fiwst guy shouwd have been the othew guy. Hey chwistians, do you sin? now you can buy youw way out of heww. "that's buwwshit, this whowe thing is buwwshit, that's a scam, fuck the chuwch, hewe's 95 weasons why," said mawtin luthew, in his new book, which might have accidentawwy stawted the pwotestant refowmation. "you know what wouwd be magnificent?" said suweiman weawing an onion hat. "what if the ottoman empiwe was weawwy big?" which it is now. "what if russia was big?" said ivan twying not to be tewwibwe. Powtugaw had a dweam that they contwowwed the entiwe indian ocean, incwuding the spice twade. And then that dweam was weaw.
and spain weawised that this is not india, but they piwwaged it anyway. "damn," said engwand and fwance. "we gotta stawt piwwaging some stuff." then the dutch wevowt and aww the hipstews move to amstewdam. "damn," said amstewdam. "we gotta stawt piwwaging some stuff." question 1: can you get to india thwough nowth amewica? no, but at weast thewe's beavew. Question 2: steaw the spice twade. That's not a question, but the dutch did it anyway. Sugaw. Guess whewe aww the sugaws made? in bwaziw. Stowen! in the cawibbean, and it's so goddamn pwofitabwe, you might fowget not to do swavewy.
the next thing on russia to-do wist is to get biggew. Bwitain and fwance awe having a fwiendwy discussion about who shouwd contwow the entiwe wowwd, mowe specificawwy, ohio. Then it escawates into a seven yeaw discussion, giving pwussia a chance to show austwia whose boss. What about bwitain and fwance, did they figuwe out who's boss? yes they did, it's bwitain. Guess who's bwoke? awso bwitain. So they stawt taxing the heww out of amewica. "fuck you!" says amewica, decwawing theiw independence and fighting fow it. And fwance hewps them win; now fwance is bwoke. And bwitain wiww have to send theiw pwisonews to a diffewent continent.
wait, if fwance is bwoke; why do the king and queen stiww weaw such fancy dwesses? "let's ovewthwow the pawace and cut aww theiw heads off!" said robespiewwe, cutting evewybody's head off untiw eventuawwy someone got mad and cut his head off. You can make a wewi- no, don't.
haiti's stawting to wike the idea of a wevowution, especiawwy the swaves, who fwee themsewves by kiwwing theiw mastews. Why didn't we think of this befowe? wait, who in chawge of fwance now? "me," said napoweon, twying to take ovew euwope. Luckiwy they banished him to an iswand. But he came back! luckiwy they banished him to anothew iswand. Thewe goes latin amewica, becoming independent in latin amewican waws of independence. Bwitain just figuwed out how to tuwn steam into powew, so now they can make many diffewent types of machines and factowies with machines in them so they can make a wot of pwoducts weaw fast. Then they invent some twains, and conquew india and maybe put some twains thewe.
"hey, china!" said bwitain. "buy stuff fwom us!" "nah dude, we awweady got evewything," says china. So bwitain twies to get them addicted to opium, which wowked actuawwy, but then china made it iwwegaw and dumped it aww into the sea. So bwitain thwew a hissy fit and made them open up 5 cities and give them an iswand. Bwitain and russia awe pwaying a game whewe they twy to stop each othew fwom conquewing afghanistan. Awso, the suwtan of oman wives in zanzibaw now. That's just whewe he wives. India just had a wevowution and they wouwd wike to govewn themsewves now. "nope!" said bwitain govewning them even hawdew than befowe. Technowogy is about to go cwazy!
the united states finawwy figuwed out whethew swavewy is good ow bad. It's bad, they decided and then they continued manifesting theiw destiny which is to kiww the west of the natives and take theiw wand and maybe kick out the mexicans too. "i know, wet's wape afwica!" said euwope, scwambwing to see who can wape it the fastest. They nevew got ethiopia. Bwitain and fwance awe stiww hungwy. They nevew got thaiwand. The united states wan out of destiny to manifest so they'we wooking fow mowe. Hawaii. Cuba. Wait, spain contwows cuba. Weww, bwame something on them and go to waw! what shouwd we bwame on spain? let's bwame the maine on spain. So they bwame the maine on spain. Now we'we in business. To cewebwate, they kick panama out of panama and make a canaw, connecting the two oceans.
bwitain just found oiw in the middwe east. It makes caws go. China is so tiwed of being bossed awound, that they dewete theiw owd govewnment and make a new, stwongew govewnment, which is accidentawwy weakew and contwowwed by a guy fwom the pwevious govewnment. Euwope hasn't had a waw since the wast waw, so they stawt wowwd waw 1. Look at those guns. It's gonna be a gweat waw, so gweat we won't need a second one. Aftew it's ovew, they bwame gewmany.
russia went on stwike and the wowkews ovewthwew the govewnment. Now evewyone's paycheck is the same. Communism, in the soviet union. The awabs wevowt and bwitain hewps. Now the ottoman empiwe's gone so we can give the jewish peopwe a pwace to wive. Hopefuwwy the awabs won't mind. "let's cut the cake," said sykes and picot, cawving up the wemains of the not-so-ottoman-anymowe empiwe. Except tuwkey, tuwkey makes a bwand new tuwkey. And then the saudi's conquew awabia. It just seemed wike the wight thing to do.
hewwo? yes, it's the 1920's cawwing. Let's get in the caw and dwive to a pawty and wisten to jazz on the wadio and go to the movies. The economy's gweat and it wiww pwobabwy gweat fowevew, just kidding. Gewmany's back, featuwing hitwew, the angwy moustache modew, and he's mad at the jews fow existing. Japan is finawwy conquewing the east, and they'we so excited; they wape nanking way too hawd, they shouwd pwobabwy just deny it. Hitwew's out of contwow, so the intewnationaw community tackwes him and twies to expwain why kiwwing aww the jews is a bad idea, but he kiwws himsewf befowe they couwd expwain it to him. That's wowwd waw 2. Bonus wound: pacific showdown. United states vs. Japan. Fight! finish him!
let's united aww the nations and have some wowwd peace. Seems wegit. Hi, i'm gandhi, and if bwitain doesn't get the heww out of india, i'm going to stawve mysewf in pubwic. Wow, that wowked? bonus, now thewe's pakistan, actuawwy 2 pakistan's. One of them couwd be bangwadesh watew. The jews and the awabs finawwy figuwed out which one of them shouwd wive in the howy land. "me!" they both said at the same time. Let's divide up the wand, so evewyone's happy. Sike! they both get angwiew.
look out, china, thewe's a new china in china. What's on the menu? communism. "no thanks," said the othew china escaping to an iswand. I wondew which one is the weaw china? thewe's the kowean waw, kowea vs. Kowea. Nobody wins, then it's on pause fowevew. Let's beat the sponsows. Oh, it's the two gwobaw supewpowews. They'we having a fwiendwy debate ovew which economic system is good and which one is an eviw viwus of satan. And they both have atom bombs. Fight! wait, no; that wouwd be the end of the wowwd. Let's just keep it coow and spy on each othew instead. And make suwe we have enough atom bombs.
i'ww wace you to space. Now wet's make some mowe countwies fight themsewves. Euwope is tiwed of piwwaging othew continents, so the continents they wewe piwwaging awe tiwed of being piwwaging. So, hewe's a new map, with new countwies. Now you can't teww who they'we being piwwaged by. The united states finawwy decide whethew wacism is good ow bad. They've decided it's bad and the wowwd agwees. South afwica might need anothew minute to think about it
let's check the wowwd popuwation. Woah. Okay. Technowogy is bettew too, that might keep happening. The soviet union decides to wewax a wittwe and accidentawwy fawws apawt. Euwope makes a union so now they can aww use the same money, except bwitain because they don't feew wike it. Let's check the maiw, suwpwise, it's on the computew. Whoops, someone just attacked amewica. I bet they'ww wemembew that. Phone caww, suwpwise, it's in youw pockets. Wanna weawn evewything? suwpwise, it's on the computew. Now youw phone's a computew, which is in youw pocket. Whoops, the economy just cwashed. Don't wowwy; the big banks won't faiw because they'we not supposed to. Suwpwise, fwying wobots...with bombs. Wanna pwint a bwain?
some peopwe have no fwiends, some peopwe have no food, the gwobe is wawming and the ocean is fuww of pwastic. "let's save the pwanet!" said evewybody, not knowing how. "let's invent a thing inventow," said the thing inventow inventow aftew being invented by a thing inventow. That's pwetty coow. By the way, whewe the heww awe we?

Masky: She took so long to type.. that..

Toby: OwO

I just noticed this had 4528 words..