Masky: It's so dark out tonight..
Y/N: Don't worry I got this!
Y/N: *stomps her light up sketchers*
Masky: Why are you like this?
BEN: Where do you keep your valuables
Y/N: In my closet
BEN: *opens closet* It's just a picture of me
Y/N: You're valuable bro
BEN: *tearing up* bro
BEN: All I want for Christmas is you
Y/N: Ok
*Later*
Y/N: *is wrapped up in wrapping paper and a tag that says To: BEN
BEN: ...
Y/N: *sits in park*
BEN: *walks to Y/N*
BEN: hey man do you have the best stuff for me?
Y/N: *gives BEN a mirror*
BEN: hey that's me
Y/N: yeah dude you are the best to me
BEN: *starts crying* thanks bro
Jane: Hey do you have a bag I can borrow?
Y/N: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence,
Jane: Literally all you had to do was say no.
Masky: What is the one thing I told you not to do
Y/N: burn the mansion down
Masky: and what did you do
Y/N: made everyone dinner
Masky: ...
Y/N: ...
Masky: ...
Y/N: and burnt the mansion down
BEN: *le flirting with Y/N*
Y/N: *staring at BEN silently*
Jane: You're really quiet today, Y/N
Y/N: *still staring* Nobody plans a murder out loud
BEN and Toby: *having a staring contest*
Y/N: *opens a soda can*
BEN: *still staring* we're having a staring contest
Y/N: I'm having a soda
Toby: Why is your back covered with scratches?
Y/N: *flashbacks to Jane telling them to leave the raccoon alone*
Y/N: I scratched my back against bark
Toby: ???????????
YOU ARE READING
Creepypasta texts Book 1
RandomWhat am I supposed to put here Based off of Tumblr threads or Wattpad crackfics. Some are made up by me. And probably roblox images. Highest Rank(s): #2 in suicidesadie #10 in nurseann #220 in creepypasta #11 in glitchyred
