Y/N: I'd fuck a Klondike Bar to get a dog
Jeff: wtf
Y/N: My favorite game is to see how long you can keep your hand inside the waffle iron
BEN: are you drunk?
Y/N: The pee frisbee
You take a regular frisbee and pee in it. Turn it upside down, pee in it, and stick it in the freezer for a few hours. You'll have a disk full of frozen urine. Carefully remove it from the frisbee, take it to the person's house, and slide it under their door. The pee will thaw right on their floor, and they'll come home to a puddle of piss in their house with no sign of anybody getting in.
Who peed on my floor?
Jane: lmao wtf
Y/N: Cabana bandana you're now a banana
Sally: .o.
Y/N: Hey guys welcome to another vid it's yo boy bob and today I will teach you how to eat children in the mall lets hop right into the vid
Masky: Oh my.
Y/N: Skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle
Toby: What D:?!
Y/N: Ketchup soup is from the greatest depression
Liu: Interesting 🤔
Y/N: Your mother is so fat even Hannibal couldn't cross her
Zero: LMAO
Y/N: I'm a vagician abracadabra now you see pussy now you don't
Hoodie: You know Sally's here, right..?
Y/N: Oui oui baguette
Clockwork: All you guys assume French people like baguettes..
Y/N: What has two legs and is red all over?
Nina: What?
Y/N: Half a cat
Sadie: That's dark
Ann: Aren't we all dark here?
Sadie: Oh yeah..
Y/N: That's all I got ok bye xdxdxd
Masky: xD*
Jeff: Masky knows emotes?
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Creepypasta texts Book 1
DiversosWhat am I supposed to put here Based off of Tumblr threads or Wattpad crackfics. Some are made up by me. And probably roblox images. Highest Rank(s): #2 in suicidesadie #10 in nurseann #220 in creepypasta #11 in glitchyred
