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BEN: Make out. Lick her jaw. Suck her neck. Eat her god damn pussy.

Jeff: Foreplay is essential.

Masky: "Lick her jaw"?

Toby: Chew on her eyebrows

Jane: Put your ear to her torso

Nina: Whisper into ass

Hoodie: Take a whiff of her palms

Liu: Take her dog for a 10-15 minute walk

Judge Angel: Wash a small load of her jeans

Nurse Ann: Schedule her orthodontist appointment

Bloody Painter: Change her windshield fluid

Sally: Pay her taxes

Eyeless Jack: Clean her oven

Smile Dog: Bop it

Y/N: Hit her with the reverse card

Grinny: Spank her hair

Clockwork: Activate your trap card

Zero: Activate your trap card

Laughing Jack: Scream at the sun

Rake: Massage her cuticles

Puppeteer: Everybody clap your hands

Suicide Sadie: Put your left foot in

Jason The Toymaker: Use the force Luke

Pinkamena: Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around

Lost Silver: Brush her teeth

Candy Pop: File her taxes

Lazari: Cha cha real smooth

Sonic.exe: SUPERMAN THAT HOE

Seedeater: Take her mom out for lunch

Splendor: And a partridge in a pear tree

Trender: Don't let your dreams be dreams

Offender: Now watch me whip

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