Our Business || Taekook {COMPLETED}

Chapter Six

"I'm telling you Hyunjin, they just gave me the apartment."

"I can't believe that."

"I can't either."

"Well, what are the rules of the building?"

"Oh my God, I didn't even ask!" Jungkook says as he rolls over onto his stomach.

Currently, Jungkook is sprawled across the master bed in his new apartment. He called his best friend, Hyunjin, as soon as Taehyung left, informing the elder of the week's events.

"Idiot. Well, tell me your thoughts on Taehyung."

"What do you mean?"

"Is he cute, is he adorable, is he hot, is he sexy?"

"Um, all of them?"

"Are you kidding me? How did you get so lucky?"

"I'm not lucky! I just have a boss that has a really hot brother. But it would be wrong if I dated him because he's second in command which means he's practically my boss too."

"Well that isn't illegal."

"What do I do, Hyunjin?"

"Move into the apartment? I mean, what else are you supposed to do?"

"I don't know man. I've never had this happen to me."

"No one has, so don't feel like you are supposed to know exactly what to do and when."

"Okay. Should I try to make a move on Taehyung?"

"No. From what you've told me, he seems to be the dominant type and he'll get what he wants when he wants it. Let him make the first move."

"So what is classified as the first move?"

"If he asks you on a date or gives you his number. Something small like that." Hyunjin says and Jungkook's heart speeds up in nervousness.

"But what about giving me a key to his place?"

"He did what?"

"He gave me a key to his place which is right across the hall from mine. He told me I was welcome whenever."

"Go knock on his door."

"W-what? Why?"

"Because he just gave you an invitation to go over there whenever. Don't tell me you weren't gonna use that to your advantage."

"I wasn't! That's his house, I can't just walk in and be like 'It's me bitch! Feed me ramen!'"

"That's not what I'm saying you do. I'm saying that when you feel lonely or scared in your new apartment, you walk over there and sleep on his couch."

"I would knock."

"Then there was no point in him giving you that key."

"That's my entire point."

"Fine then. If you want to be so polite about it, then sit him down and write up some terms and conditions."

"I'm not going to put us in a legally binding contract!"

"It doesn't have to be legal, just some basic rules so everyone's privacy is kept but they key can still be used."

"I guess I can deal with that."

"See? I'm not that bad of a friend."

"Ehh."

"Oh shut up. You know you love me."

"Platonically of course."

"You and I both know that neither of us are falling in love with each other. We've farted in front of each other too many times for that to happen."

"Actually, that is a genuine question I have."

"And what is that?"

"How do couples fart? Do they do it in front of each other or do they go to the bathroom to fart? Like, how does that work?"

"What the fuck have you done to me?"

"What do you mean?"

"That question is going to torture me for the rest of my life!"

"Or until you get married."

"Ha! Funny." Hyunjin deadpans before both boys fall into a fit of laughter.

"Hey, I'm gonna go. I have to start packing."

"That you do have to do. I'll talk to you tomorrow buddy boy."

"Bye Hyunjin."

"Bye, Jungkook."

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A/N: *insert Jackson* Cute. N E WAYS guys so many things are happening in my personal life I don't know what to do. AHHH. Also, thank any of my readers from Change. We're at 6.42K and I've never been more excited. I guess I'll see you buddy bois next week *points finger guns and draws the Disney channel symbol sign thing*