THE TWO DORKS

PROLOGUE

I remember mommy and Aunty Mary getting fat.  I was told there were babies in mommy's stomach and Aunty Mary's.  Of course, I asked why did they eat the babies.  I was later told no that I was going to be getting a little brother or sister and Aunty Mary was going to have a baby as well.  I looked at everybody and said ok just no yucky girls.  I didn't remember most of that year well duh I was one.  In the video that was shot when my little brother and his best friend were born you see my mom and dad hand me my little brother, and you can hear them tell me "this is Lee Alexander Flynn."  I was so happy that my mom had a little boy and not a yucky girl.  After my dad took Lee from me I was called over by Uncle Max "Noah, are you ready to meet little Rochelle."  "No."  "Why not Noah?"  "Because she is a yucky girl."  Aunty Mary laughs "Noah sweety why don't you give her a chance after all you are going to be like a big brother to her."  "Fine, I guess I can meet the yucky girl."

As Max places the yucky girl in my arms, Mary smiles "Noah Xavier Flynn meet Rochelle Elizabeth Evans we will call her Shelly for short."  I look into this yucky girls face, and you see me smile and look up and say as clear as a bell.  "I not care  Lee Lee says she mine."  My mom smiles "really Noah?"  "Yes, I wuv her."  You see me lean down and kiss her gently on the mouth.  "Noah sweety why did you kiss Shelly on the mouth."  "Daddy does it to mommy and Uncle Max you do it to Aunty Mary.  You say Aunty Mary is yours and daddy says mommy is his."  This is the video my parents had hidden from us kids until the day I ended up marrying my Sweet Shelly.  

Oh, I guess you have figured it out now I am Noah Xavier Flynn.  I ended up marrying Rochelle Elizabeth Evans I still call her Shelly after all these years even though when she was six she made everyone start calling her Elle because Shelly was a baby name.  As for myself other than family only my sweet Shelly calls me Noah everyone else calls me Flynn.  Then there is Lee, my little brother.  See, after the two dorks were born they became best friends and were inseparable.  Needless to say, it caused me problems because of my love for Shelly.  The two of them could practically read each other's minds.  So, they called themselves twin well combine what they call their twinlepathy with the fact they were born on the same day at the same time everyone excepted them together.  Now several people always thought the two of them would end up together and even I worried about that happening to find out later that Shelly loved me just as much as I loved her.

Before we get to how Shelly and I joined our lives together and became one and started our own family let me take you back to how we were growing up.  See, being a year older than the two dorks I always looked out for them — especially my sweety Shelly.  She was just too nice and to forgive that people would walk all over her and make her cry.  How I hated to see, her cry so, that is the reason I would knock some people around.  

 Life watching Lee and Shelly was not what some people would call fun. For me it was I could get into a fight, and most of the time my parents would not tell me anything because I was defending my little brother and sister as far as they were concerned. When Elle was about five Mary had another baby and named him Bradley Thomas Evans. Although he was an Evans, he was so much younger than us that he was hardly ever around. I never gave much thought about what I was doing and why. Now don't get me wrong my little brother didn't think he could get away with murder around me because I would defend him. I would make him pay up for the times I stepped in to defend him. I would take out Shelly's fee on him as well. I know I sound like an overbearing jerk, but I didn't want my brother to know that I enjoyed Shelly's company. 

I didn't know at the time it was because I loved her as more than a sister I thought it was just because she was funny.  I thought she would make the most adorable noises when I would toss her into the pool or when I would scare them.  The thing was that the two of them well mostly Lee hated me hanging around them and didn't want me to be alone with Shelly.  When I would sit down next to her to talk to her if he was already sitting with her, he would stand up and grab her hand and take off with her.  If she were alone, he would come up and lead her away or squish himself in between us and glare at me.  Lee became very possessive of her as we grew up.  Well, I guess part of it was my parents unknowingly would compare us.  While Lee was more into books and gaming, I was into the more physical aspects of life.  What became a complication was when Shelly found that she was more into sports than gaming like Lee.  

Boy did Lee have a cow when I started working with Shelly to help build up her conditioning since I had already been playing sports for about two years before she started playing soccer.  The look on her face the fist time she kicked a ball hitting a coach on the head, and the fact he begged Max to let her play was cute.  During her fist game she scored her first goal, and wow she looked as if she was in heaven.  Lee hated that because shortly after that game is when they made their bestie rules.  All I knew was that whenever she looked at me or we were busted alone when Lee would walk up he would glare at her and say "Rule #9 twin."  No matter how much I begged, she would not tell me what he meant.  Just to give you a taste let me take you back in time.

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