The stupid life of the awkward people

The Alien and The Witch

🎵oh I like the way that birds come out your mouth🎵
🎵even though it takes a million miles to make them out🎵
🎵oh the stars look🎵- oh crap this is my stop.
This is the mind of our main character for today. His name is George Kurtis Codjoe Alexander. He prefers Kurtis.
Kurtis goes to Morris Academy Mitcham and is a high level student. It's a good standing but is always an ego boost for him when he's down. He normally thinks to himself "I'm a genius aren't I?" followed by a simple shrug and moving on to the next topic. As awkward as he is, he's a nice guy. Right now, he's buying cookies for his good friend Alice. She's addicted to cookies.
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Which cookies do you want

The red ones

Okey got em
Want Fanta too?

Thanks and yes pls

Cool
I got em
Let's go
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Kurtis waited outside the Sainsbury's patiently for his friend. Despite her living much closer, he always got there first. He's never really bothered to mention it because Alice would be too lazy to fix it.
He looked up from his music playlist and saw his friend; a Latin girl of average height and long-ish black hair. She fixed her glasses before taking the cookies, an appreciative smile across her lips. They then started walking to school.
Alice "Erin" Elizabeth Wilson. She's also a smart person. In terms of academic grades, she's always been better than Kurtis but as for every other type of intelligence indication, they're pretty much equals. The one thing she completely excels at is her self esteem. Her password on everything is AliceAwesomepants271. Her reason for making mistakes is because "she's awesome". It's good to have an ego like that once in a while.
This is their fourth year in the school. The last three years included:
Kurtis being called gay
Kurtis being chased by Tyrese for five minutes straight
Alice getting second hand highs
Callum punching Kurtis in the stomach
Like 20 other things.
Just know that these next years are KS4. Things will be wild.