( Gintoki x Reader ) Gintoki, a lovely husband - arienai!! ~lemon

Let's celebrate Christmas different this time (Christmas Special - Part 1)

Hoi! I'm back. Sorry that I didn't post anything for a long time, I'm in the middle of searching for apprenticeship. I saw that my FF has more people who read this and like it (I still can't understand why), that's why I'm nervous to see if I can still fulfill your expectation. But I try my best and hope that you would still like it. \(-o-)/

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Readers pov

It's Christmas Eve, one day before Christmas and we are on a tour bus that's on the way to Naha, the capital city of the Okinawa Prefecture. And tomorrow, we are going celebrate Christmas there. "Ah man I'm so excited!" I shout excited. "Why wouldn't you? It's the money that I earned" says my dumb husband. "Come on Gin-chan. It's not only your money-aru." says Kagura chewing on sukonbu. "That's right. We all helped" says Shinpachi. "Shut up Pachie" says Kagura annoyed. "Why me!?" shouts Shinpachi outraged.

Normal pov

"I had planned to spend that money on sak- I mean on the rent" says Gintoki quick. "No you didn't" you say sternly. "Wan wan!" barks Sadaharu. "See even Sadaharu agrees with me" you say proud. "Why is he actually sitting next to you?!" asks Gintoki jealous. "Cause he would behave himself and wouldn't grope me like someone else" you say purposely. "You wouldn't know, what he is thinking right now. Look! He's looking at you with hungry eyes and is even drooling." says Gintoki hysterical. "Stop criticising Sadaharu. Not everyone is horny like you." you say hugging Sadaharu, who is rubbing his body against you. "No no. He is practically humping you!" shouts Gintoki outraged. "Stop it Gintoki. He is just excited and jumping a little." you say trying to persuade him. Sadaharu smirks looking at Gintoki. "Look he is smirking at me cause you're scolding me" says Gintoki hasty. "You're are going to be more than that, if you don't stop" you say strict. "Forget him (Y/n)-chan, i'm so excited for shuri-soba. When I think of it, my mouth waters." says Kagura drooling with sukonbu in her mouth. "Do you only think about food all the time?" asks Shinpachi with a sweat drop. "I look forward for the Shurijo Castle Pa-" Shinpachi is interrupted by the sudden stop of the bus. "What's wrong? Why did we stop-aru?" asks Kagura curious. "Itee, I hit my head." you whine rubbing your head. "We are very sorry for the sudden stop, but we have a small technical problem. We need some time to fix it, so we ask for patience" annonces the tour guide.

Timeskip

"Actually we really have to thank Shinpachi, that he found this tour bus and also for the Idea that we should go to Naha to celebrate Christmas" you say thinking. "Yeah, true but I don't want to thank him, he can thank me-aru" says Kagura proud. "Why should I thank you?! I did everything, you must thank me!" shouts Shinpachi. " But Shinpachi how did you organise all thi-" before you could finish asking Shinpachi, you were interrupted. "Ehm excuse me ma'am" asks a tour guide. "Yes?" you ask confused as why she is speaking to you. "Pets are not allowed on this bus" says the tour guide with a polite smile. "What?!" you and Kagura shout shocked. "Aren't they normally allowed on a bus" asks shinpachi. "But not this one, allowed are only small pets that are put into a box which should not be heavier than 10 kilograms." explains the guide. "What, what is this for a bus-aru? Bus for idiots? Give me back my money" shouts Kagura around, disturbing the other passengers. "Miss, can you stop talking like that?" asks the guide irritated but still polite. "She can't do anything about her accent" you say contradictory. "Yes-aru, i'm born with this-aru" says Kagura proudly. "That's not what i'm talking about." says the guide slowly a little annoyed. "Kagura leave this to me. I make this fellow allow Sadaharu-sama." you say certain. "Okay-aru, (y/n). She's all yours" says Kagura making place for you. "Oi you!" you call impolitely. "Me?" asks the guide confused. "Can't you make it an exception with this" you say and hand her something discreetly. "Ma'am, are you trying to bribe me?" asks the guide with a poker face. "ehm no..but is it working?" you ask hesitantly. You need more than 300 yen for that" says the guide giving the money back. "Look here lady, we can do this the hard way or the easy way. Or the medium way-aru. Or the semi-medium easy-hard way. Or the sorta-hard-with-a-touch-of- awkward difficult-challenging way-aru." says Kagura annoying the guide. "Gin-san do something about them" says Shinpachi shaking Gintoki, but he doesn't react. They couldn't see Gintoki's soul coming out of his mouth. "Gin-san. How can you sleep under this circumstance" says Shinpachi shaking his head. "Hey yo lady, are you listening-aru?!" shouts Kagura like a gangster. "Kagura I don't think 'she' is a lady" says Shinpachi nervous. "What?! But she has long hair-aru" says Kagura pointing at the hair of the guide. "Not everyone with long hair is a lady." says Shinpachi dumbfounded. "This is my limit, I want you to leave the bus!!" shouts the guide, who was silent till now. "What?!" you all shout shocked.