main characters
wings: Geoff Wigington
salty: Awsten Knight
bred: Brendon Urie
ryan: Ryan Ross
kiyoko: Haley Kiyoko
pattix: Patrick Stump
killjoy: Gerard Way
side charcters
dallonweekes: Dallon Weekes
mel: Melanie Martinez
ari: Ariana Grande
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if you have arachnophobia please skip this part, like this is some scary shit.
salty:
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killjoy: AWSTEN BURN DOWN THE GODDAMN HOUSE
salty: finally someone answered
killjoy: HOW ARE YOU SO CALM ABOUT THIS WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL
salty: idk I think I'm in shock I'm so fucking scared
killjoy: burn👏down👏the👏house👏
killjoy: also where the fuck is Geoff hes ur bf he's supposed to be protecting your stupid ass
salty: he's sleeping
salty: right in my bed
salty: I took his phone so he wont wake up cause he's horrified of spiders. Like this one time we were walking like last week and I saw a long leg spider and he passed out.
killjoy: if he's wakes up he's going to die
applejuice: guys literally shut the fuck up
salty: read our old texts
applejuice: im-
applejuice left the chat
pattix: I'll get it
salty: its 2 am
pattix: ur right imma sleep now
killjoy: okay what r u gonna do
salty: idk
killjoy: okay it's been 10 mins since you've texted r u dead
salty: I TRIED TO BURN IT AND NOW ITS MAD I WOKE UP GEOFF AND NOW HES OUTSIDE CRYING IM FUCK7JY AHAHEYJE
killjoy: um okay wake up ur parents
salty: already tried that they just shushed me a told me to fuck off so I'm dead
killjoy: ok grab a giant book, broom, or rocket launcher and just attack it
salty: fuck okay wish me luck
salty: I gave up i packed like some clothes and left a note for my parents we are going to Geoff's house rn
