This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

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So last night was my first ever marching band preformane at a football game!!!! :D

During our break, my friend was telling me really bad pickup lines and something... happened....

This was our convo:

Him: "Hey, I like your legs, when do they open???"

Me: XD

*Little kid walks by, staring at him adn walks away*

Me: OMFG THE KID HEARD YOU. HE'S GONNA ASK HIS DAD WHAT IT MEANS!!!!

Him: *impersonation the kid* "Hey daddy, when do the legs open?!?"  *impersonation the dad* "WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT??? *whispers* Usually around midnight."

Me: *impersonation the dad* "I'll show you the video later when your mother's gone."

Him: *Chokes on soda* XD

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Yeah....... So that happened....

This is why we can't have nice things.

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