Hello Mr. E. Nigma

What a mystery Mr. E is!

I barely slept last night, probably got 3 hours but how well am I supposed to sleep knowing some guy that I don't know knows where I live. I go into the office around 5, yes 5am. But I had to type up all these riddles before the paper was printed, and the best part is that I had some riddles left over! As I was typing I received an email from none other than Mr. E.

(Enter email conversation)

Enjoying the riddles?~Mr. E

Yes, they're very clever, I only have one question. HOW THE HECK DO YOU KNOW WHERE I LIVE??~Loreli

That is for me to know and for you to hopefully never find out. ~Mr. E

Sounds to me like I have a stalker? e.e ~Loreli

Stalker is a strong word and not how I would put it.~Mr. E

You're not a peeping tom, are you? ~Loreli

Haha! I'm many things but I'm not a creep! ~Mr.E

That reminds me! Smartest carbon based life form? ~_o ~ Loreli

Well Smartest Carbon Based Life Form on Earth. ;D ~ Mr. E

Well aren't you full of yourself.~LoreliE

So I've been told. ~Mr. E

So what exactly do you do for a living?~Loreli

Guess, but I doubt you'll ever get it right! ~Mr. E

Lawyer?~Loreli

Ha! no.~Mr. E

Doctor?~Loreli

Nice to know you think so highly of me but no.~Mr. E

Psychiatrist?~ Loreli

Ick! Don't even joke about such a thing! ~Mr. E

Do I get a hint?~ Loreli

OK, I'm neither of the three things you just said! :3~Mr. E

-_- ~Loreli

Alright, alright. I'm famous. ~Mr. E

Am I speaking to Bruce Wayne?~ Loreli

Haha haha haha! Why? You like rich boys?~Mr. E

Not really. ~Loreli

Then it's a good thing I'm not Bruce Wayne! I hope you'll accept when I ask you on a date?~Mr. E