Hello Mr. E. Nigma

Officially going out

Dedicated to theyaresalmon

Loreli's POV

"CARRY!" I yell at her.

"Whoops. Sorry. How was I supposed to know you'd be getting all smoochy in here! As for all I knew, you had no idea what you'd say." She defends but it soon turns into a smirk, "But now I do. Carry on lovebirds." She laughs at her joke.

"Forget it. You ruined the moment." I huff.

"Hey handsome! The lovebirds are dating." Carry calls out to Jonathan.

Jonathan appears in the doorway with a highly annoyed look plastered on his face, "Will you stop calling me that!" He looks over at me and Ed giving Ed a 'can we go now?' look. "Alright you have your answer now let's go. Her friend keeps looking at me like the turkey on Thanksgiving."

"What?! No one's ever told you that your cute?" Carry asks.

"Has no one ever told you that I enjoy kill those who annoy me." Jonathan glares at her.

Edward laughs, "Okay Jonathan lets get you somewhere more.... restrained." But before he leaves Ed turns to me, takes my hand and gently kisses it. "Till next time." Oh god. The boys leave, not a trace of them being here lingered except for their combined intoxicating scent.

"Jonathan is really easy to annoy but he his soooo cute." Carry smiles at me. I must look stupid cause I can feel that I am probably as red as Bob the tomato (haha veggietales) and have a stupid grin on my face. "Lor?"

Loreli snap out of it! "Oh, huh, sorry did you say something?"

Carry bursts out laughing at me, "Your adorable Loreli. I knew you liked him."

"This is so weird. I thought I'd feel.... I don't know... bad about this. But I don't." I say surprised at myself. The thought of this being right or wrong doesn't feel important anymore. This feels great, I really do like Edward. And now we're actually, officially dating. And now the only thing I have to figure out is how to wipe this dumb smile off my face.

Edwards POV

"I didn't imagine that right?" I ask Jonathan as we drive back to my place.

"No." He says bluntly.

"I'm dating Loreli. That's not what I was expecting to come back with! I have a girlfriend!" I say proudly.

"Well, put a rose on your nose." He says emotionless.

"No need to be jealous, Jonathan."

"I'm not jealous, I'm annoyed. I have a headache. I kept getting badgered with questions from her fangirl of a friend. If only I had my gun I would've put one of us out of our misery." He says simulating a gun to his head with his fingers. "On the bright side I found out that I have a fan base. Course that means like a thousand Carry's exist so.... back to the gun..."

I laugh at him, "Do me a favor and don't kill my girlfriend's friend."

"Don't take me back there and I won't." He smirks for a moment and as always immediately drops it. He's never amused for very long one of the qualities we've been trying to improve with him. The rest of the drive is spent in silence. We get to my place and are greeted by Joker. Apparently Harley wanted to visit Ivy and Selena.

"So Eddie, you and Loreli worked it out?" Joker asks as he sinks into the couch comfortably.

"Yeah we're dating now." Joker's eyes shoot open as I say this.

"Dating!? Really!?! Wow Harley's on a roll." I'm guessing that meant another bet was made. "But let me give you some advice!"

"You're gonna give him advice?" Jonathan says storied, peering up from his book.