Maury: Well Sasuke, do you love Sarada or Sakura?
Sasuke: Honestly Maury...?
Maury: Yes sir.
Sasuke: Hell no. Sarada, maybe, but is that even my child?
Sasuke: In all Honesty, Sakura is the biggest hoe i've ever met in my life. I know she's messed around with itachi a few times. I mean, I cant blame him, cant blame your brother for something he never knew about. That's the girls fault.
Maury: Lets bring Sakura out here.
Audience: BOOOOOO
Sakura: Shut the hell up
Maury: Lets get straight to it Ho- Sakura. We asked have you cheated on Sasuke with his brother, you answered no, Lie Detector determines THAT WAS A LIE!
Sasuke: Told y'all, she's a sl-
Maury: Okkkkk, Next Question, We asked have you ever lied to Sasuke about cheating while he was away, You said No, lie detector determined THAT WAS A LIE.
Sasuke: Bit-
Maury: Last Question, We asked have you ever gotten a train ran on by several guys and none of them were Sasuke? You said no. Lie Detector Determined, that was a lie and you have aids. Also Determined you're a hoe.
Sasuke: Damn, that burns... LIKE YO PU-
Maury: Yeesh, anywho, Time to wrap this, when it comes to 12 year old Sarada Uchiha, Sasuke... YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER.
Sasuke: TOLD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS AFTER ALL THEM DICKS SHE DONE RODE ON, COULDN'T HAVE BEEN ME, WE HAD SEX ONCE AND WE WERE 19, IM 29 NOW SOOOO YEESH
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Naruto Chat Room
MizahNaruto and the other shippiden characters are in the trap room cracking jokes and being retarded and funny some are based on things in real life and Other Amines, I will post 8 chapters a day because they are short like litterally like 2 pages long...
