My real life (An Itachi's sister fanfic)

Bullcrap. I don't belive any of this...

Me: HELLO FRIENDS, I HAVE A VISITOR WITH ME TODAY. MEGERA, INTRODUCE YOURSELF

megera_bray: Er, hi... *whispering* Ok, why am I here?!

Me: Well, since I am about to watch my mouse explode from all that fatty stuff he's eating, I wanted company. And you gotta do the disclaimer with me.

megera_bray: What?! Ok, just promise me that we won't get arrested or anything. I know how you love to munch on human jerky at school. Just don't eat anybody.

Me: Pshaw. Who told you that? *Eating Alex's head*

megera_bray: OH MY GAWD, PUT HIM DOWN

Me: -3- I was hungry. And there was nothing to eat. *Standing right next to fridge full of ice cream.*

megera_bray: Ugh. Do I have to get the Satan Leash again? Don't make me call Isabelle.

Me: Anyway, I don't own Naruto! *Cops arrive because I ate someone's son*

Cops: FREEZE!

Me: YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE, COPPERS! I DON'T OWN NARUTO!ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ

megera_bray: *On the phone* Hey, yeah, Isabelle?

Me: PIGGY WILL STOP YOU ALL. POCO, TOO. EAT THEM! SHOW NO MERCY, MY PETS! *Poco and Piggy eat all the cops*

megera_bray: Right....

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"What sort of drug did you get high on?" That was the first thing I could think of to say. "Um, I had a bit of cocaine before I got here. That stuff's good." I twisted my face until I was sure you could trace a lollipop on my face. 🐦 I shook my head, to refocus. "Ok, before you start tellin' me a bunch of crap, let me just say this: SHUT YO FACE." Derick stared at me before saying, "Ok. Fine, suit yourself. By the way, if a weirdo with long black hair and a ponytail comes stalking into your house, don't blame me." (Me: IT'S ITACHI, LAYNA.) I just ignored him and went back to the house, throwing my backpack on the ground. It was then I promised myself: No more games. It was time to figure out my past. ---//--- "Konan. Don't lie." She looked away as I asked her again if she knew anything about all this. "Look, Layna, it's real. I have proof. I AM Konan from Naruto." She was trying so hard, I could tell. "Right. And just where is your proof?" I said. Hesitantly, she drew out her hand, and before I could say anything her hand was peeling off in layers of paper. I looked up to find her entire body doing so. They fluttered everywhere for what seemed like forever then disappeared. "... Whoa." Was all I could say for a moment, before saying, "Does that mean... I'm from this world as well, if you're showing me?" Konan nodded. I watched my hand shake as I released. Derick was Deidara, and Konan was... Konan. I shot up, looking at her. "Take to Naruto. The world, I mean." I stammered. "Um, but, I can't I have to check with Pein first... And we can only take you to the Akatsuki. By the way, Itachi's your brother." She said before leaving. Wait. What?! "ITACHI?!" I cried. "Yes?" A voice behind me made me jump. It was Itachi!! "Hello, little sister." He said. "Holy. freakin'. Crap." I stated. But just to be sure... "Hyyyaa!!" I cried, giving him a good slap on the face. "Ow! That was not how I imagined I would meet my sister!" *SMACK* I slapped him again.

"What-"

*SMACK*

"Are you a-"

*SMACK*

"Stop!"

I reached my hand out again, but he snatched it out of the air and scowled at me. "Jeez, lady! Calm yourself!" *SMACK* I hit him so hard, his head turned. He slowly swiveled his head back around, a dark shadow over his eyes. "Oops."---//--- "Ow!!" I said as Konan cleaned up a few cuts on my face. "I told you, you don't wanna anger him. Make him too mad, and he may just forget that you're his little sister." She said matter of factly. "Yeah, yeah..." I flopped down on the bed... "WHAT?!" This was not my room! "Konan, where are we?" I asked slowly. "In the Akatsuki base. You said you wanted to come. Why?" I gaped at her, taking everything in. "Well, if you don't need anything else, I'll be leaving so you can get situated in your new room." She started for the door, but I stopped her. "My own room?! In the BASE?!" I felt another presence inside of me. It was complete awe. "Yes..." She answered, looking at me as if I was insane (Me: I AM megera_bray: Yeah, we all figured that out a LOOONNGG time ago...), even though I was perfectly fine. "What the fuck is taking you so long to get that little bitch settled?" I winced at the person's choice of words. "Shut up ,Hidan." She voiced. "Oh, are you the newcomer? Well, welcome to this Hellhole of a fucking base." He said. He had slicked back silver hair, with... Purple...? Eyes... And blades on his back. "My name is Hidan." Before I could even think, I did the stupidest thing ever that you could do to a cussing angry guy with knives on his back. *SMACK* "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR, BITCH?!" He screamed. Konan was too busy rolling around on the floor, laughing. Hidan chased me around before I bumped into a scary looking guy with black and green eyes, a cloth covering his face. Oh shoot. "Hidan, stop terrorizing her. She's new." He said gruffly. Phew... "Yeah, well, the bitch slapped me on her fucking FIRST DAY, Kakuzu!" He said. "COULD YOU STOP CUSSING?!" I cried with my hands in fists at my sides. Kakuzu looked down at me. "Hmm... We could make a fortune with a her voice..." He stroked his chin. "YEAH, UM-NO. I AM OFF LIMITS." I backed up. Getting up, I slapped him too, just for good measure. Then took off running down the hall. "Whoa, slow it down, brat." Ugh! Where's the off button for weird freaks? I looked up to see a boy with red hair and brown eyes staring down at me. Only then did realize how short I was. #ShortPplProbs. "Oh? Are you the newcomer?" He said. "I am Sasori. Who are you?" He leveled me with a gaze that almost split my cheese in half, and believe me, you don't want to know what that means. "Right, um, I am OUTTA HERE." I made a mad dash for the exit, but an iron wire blocked me. It spun me around so that I faced Sasori. The wire was coming from his arm! "I asked you," He snarled. "What is your name?"