Dszahdh - A Newsies Oneshot Book

Dear Diary - A Davey Oneshot

By popular demand (and by that I mean like two people), here's a couple of entries from Davey's cute-in-a-manly-way (not in a manly way) diary.

*Based partially on my own personal diary from ages 10-present*

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Dear Locd Diary,

I named you Locd Diary cos you have a loc on you! My name is David Jacobs, but momy calls me Davey. I'm 9! Bye bye. Momy sais its bed tiem!

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Dear locd diary,

Momy has a baby in her tummy! She sais she didnt eat it, but if she didnt eat it, howd it get in there?

I hope he's a boy. i want a little brother so I can protekt him and be his best frend

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8/3/1891

Dear Loced Diary,

I haven't written in you for a long time. my last note was almost a year ago... maby 2. MOMMY HAD A BOY BABY! His name is Les, but thay say it like Less. I don't know why thay named him that. I would have named him More becase hes so cute! I wish I had a camra so I could take piktures of him.

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9/1/1891

Dear Loced Diary,

I helped mom clean the kitchen today and she told me I'm a big boy and a big help. After that I played with Les (hes one now!) and played with Tommy and Henry in the ally by our house. Mom said she didn't like that, so Tommy and Henry said I was lame and a sissy. That's ok.

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9/22/1891

Dear Locked Diary,

Aunt Helen and Unkle Dan and cousin Larry came today. Before they got hear, we hae̸d to clean ALOT!!!! I also played with Kenny today we played inside and outside. It was fun. :)

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9/25/1891

Dear Locked Diary,

Unkle Dan And Aunt Helen left today. I wanted to play with Larry more but Unkle Dan had his job.

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6/10/1892

Dear Locked Diary,

Hello! Do you remember me? I'm back! From where? Nowhere. I'm doing well in school and I really like reading. My teacher says I'm really smart, just like mom says! Les is going to be two soon. He's getting so big!

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4/13/1893

Dear Locked Diary,

Can you tell I write in you spiraticly? Today I folded alot of laundry, wrote a paper for school, and read a book. Tomorow I have to write another essay, learn some math, and learn conjugashons (I probably spelled that wrong) in French. That's a LOT of school! Good night, Diary! Zzz...