Violentine Oneshots

Sarcasmic Soap

“Hey Vi,”

Violet paused her game, turning around to meet Clementine's gaze. A box was tossed in her direction, shipping labels covering half of it.

“I think your thing came, I'm gonna go shower before we go meet the others though, okay?”

“Okay,” Violet nodded, eagerly looking over the box in her hands. “I gotta get in after you, so don't use all the hot water,”

Clementine raised an eyebrow at her, grinning as she walked into the bathroom. Violet could only smile in return, before looking back down to the small box and practically ripping it open.

She had been waiting for this to come for weeks, and now that it was finally here, she was without a doubt gonna use it to the best of her abilities. The shower head turned on, Violet not bother to glance to the rooms direction, before pulling out what she so desired.

A bottle of body wash.

But this wasn't just any body wash, no. It was sarcasm body wash. In reality, it smelled like whatever flavor you chose, but the labels were the best part. Violet had to fight a grin as she turned it over to look at the directions, snickering to herself.

“HOW TO USE: If you really don't know how, then we suggest you find someone you really like and invite them into the shower with you to demonstrate.”

Violet kept grinning for a second, only for her jaw to drop an eyes to widen. Within seconds she was scrambling to her feet, bottle in hand as she raced for the bathroom door.

“HEY CLEMENTINE-”