Violentine Oneshots

En Guarde

A/N: More 4AM draft stuff

“EN GUARDE!”

Clementine furrowed her eyebrows in confusion, turning softly over her shoulder to look at the door to the shack. What the hell were they doing?

“Don't use the pointy end!”

With a tired sigh, Clementine grabbed the bucket, turning around and opening the door. She placed a hand on her hip, shifting her weight onto one foot as she watched the scene before her.

Violet was stood on one of the rocks by the river, spear backwards in hand. One leg was up, her stance showing she was trying unsuccessfully to do some sort of pose.

Brody was doing something similar, another spear in her hand as she pointed the dull end at Violet. She was stood on the grass, back turned to Clementine.

“What are you morons doing?”

Violet narrowed her eyes, holding her chin up. “Surrender Brody. This doesn't have to end badly.”

“What! Why am I the one surrendering! I've got you pinned!”

Violet then grinned, using her stick to whack Brody's. She jumped off the rock, down to Brody's level, the two now dueling with the spears.

“NYOOM, VROOM,”

Clementine contorted her face in confusion, fighting a smile. “Are you making lightsaber noises?”

Brody and Violet continued to pay her no attention, instead, continuing with the fight.

“KtSSHHH!”

Brody yelped when Violet smacked their sticks together again, cornering her near the river. With a few more whacks, and several more voices effects, Brody felt herself fall back towards the water, only for a hand to grab hers.

“Pull me back, Vi!”

Violet grinned. “Admit I win!”

Brody narrowed her eyes. “Fine! You win,”

Violet snickered and pulled Brody up from the water, turning around and flashing Clementine a grin, only to feel a stick connect with the middle of her back. “What the shit?”

“I WIN!”

Clementine deflated when Violet began chasing after Brody, spears in hand. Fishing was going to take a hell of a lot longer than usual.