ɓựʈʈɵɲʂ ɲ' ʂʈɨʈɕɦɛʂ || Oumasai

Childhood fun??

A/n: Okay so new update schedule; New update every Thursday. Hopefully all the posting won't become so whacked now.

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The rest of the day was really nothing important, besides Kokichi being an ass to Kaito and literally everyone else at one point.
Without Kirumi, there wasn't really any expertise with meals and/or chores. Tenko and Tsumugi volunteered to fill in for the maid, but nobody really cared.
Tenko has been hanging out with Shuichi more, not calling him a degenerate male that much. Everyone assumed they were dating, then that's where Tenko friendzoned Shuichi right away.
Funny, because I didn't like you to begin with. Shuichi thought bitterly, while reading his favorite book.
It was a fascinating one, really.
It's called "Mentiros os de la montaña", translated to "Liars of the mountain".
It involves a young boy wrapped up in love, seeming to forget everything around him and basing his life only on the one girl he loves.
It was only then, that he had to deal with many challenges to equip the girl's love.
Then, just as he was about to get through to her, he found out that the world he was in was just a simulation.
You see, he was a patient that has a major sickness that was unknown to the medical world. It turns out only 2% of people in the world has this disease.
As soon as the boy realized the situation he was in, he tried to kill himself to escape the world and find out what the hell happened to the little girl...
And that's it.
Well, not for a couple of chapters he doesn't find out what happens.
Shuichi didn't get to that point yet.

"Heeey, Shuichi!!"
Shuichi perked his head up to see Kokichi smiling, standing beside his bed with his hands on his hips.
What's up with that dumb smile?
"What are you doing here?" Shuichi muttered. "HOW did you get here!?"
"I've been here for minutes. You didn't lock your door, so I just came in." Kokichi shrugged.
"What if I was getting dressed??" Shuichi exclaimed.
"Score for me!!" Kokichi laughed.
"Knock next time, please.." Shuichi sighed, keeping a note on where he was then shutting the book, sliding it under his bed.
"Can't keep promises!" Kokichi joked yet again.
"Also, I'm bored. Wanna play a card game?"
"I didn't think you were one to like cards, Kokichi.." Shuichi laughed, scooting away as if he accepted the invitation.
Kokichi smiled wider and jumped on the bed, popping his deck of cards out from the box.
He sat cross-legged, looking through the deck and picking a few cards for himself.
"I do. What, you think I do pranks all the time? No, I like to relax too, yknow."
"Do you read?" Shuichi asks.
"Sometimes." Kokichi shrugged, getting Shuichi's cards and tossing them to him.
"I have this one book that involves a little girl, living her normal life with a stalker.
Well, she kind of likes the stalker, so she gets to know him better.
Though, she knew something that the boy didn't. They were secretly childhood friends, and she's had a crush on him since they met.
One day, with the boy, she found out that she was in a simulation. She was a part of the simulation, meaning she was fake! Not real." He explained.
"She tried to calm down the boy as he tried to kill himself, wanting to express her feelings before watching him die.
Then, she finds out that the boy was a complete lie. She finds out that he was the only one real, having been influenced by bad humans from the real world.
So, she tries to kill him from anger and fear.
But then, another real person, shot the girl with a poisoned bullet.
She ran away.. Well, limped away.. and thennn..!!"
He stopped, looking at Shuichi with hopeful eyes.
"I dunno. Haven't gotten that far yet."
"That's... A cool book." Shuichi blinked in surprise. "It completely ties with my book. What's it called?"
"Valle de la verdad." Kokichi simply replied.
"Haha, It has 'dad' in it." Shuichi snickered.
"Well, mines called 'Mentiros os de la montaña'."
"Point for me!" Kokichi suddenly shouted, slamming his card on Shuichi's.
"Ugh!" Shuichi growled. "How!?"
"You weren't paying attention!" Kokichi giggled.
"You pulled out a sneak, but I pulled a force. Forces automatically pull sneakers out of their hiding spots, making them Spotted. Spotted means you loose a card, Shuichi!~"
"I... Dont get this game at all." Shuichi pouted, going for his next turn.
"It's like that one game Magic, except it's totally different." Kokichi snickered, drawing a card.
"What the hell is a Riftyonia!?" Shuichi yelled, slamming his cards down, admitting defeat.
"Its a key to winning!" Kokichi shouted back, laughing. "Well, for me. I had enough points and you had like, 0."
"You're experienced.." Shuichi crossed his arms, looking away.
"Cards is not the only thing I'm experienced with.." Kokichi muttered, setting down his cards and crawling over to Shuichi.
Shuichi immediately turned his head, meeting eye-to-eye with Kokichi. They were so close that Shuichi had to press himself back, anxious for any touch upon him.
"... Cooking," Kokichi whispered, looking away.
"... Can you cook Yakitori?" Shuichi suddenly asked.
Kokichi held in a laugh, giving out a small whimper.
"Don't you dare say-"
"I'll need your dick." Kokichi snickered.
"For the last time, I don't have a small dick!!" Shuichi exclaimed, sitting up while Kokichi bursted out laughing, holding his mouth.
"B-Bite-sized!!" Kokichi laughed.
"I-it's not!!" Shuichi whined. "Can't you see it!?"
"No, pull your pants off and maybe I will."
"Okay-"
"Not LITERALLY, Shuichi!!" Kokichi looked away, blushing intensely.
"You never tell me what's a lie or not!!" Shuichi whined ur again, crossing his arms. "Meanie."
"Stick." Kokichi fired back.
"Grape."
"Capri-sun."
"Gremlin!"
"Skinny tree!"
"Idiot prankster!"
"Small dick!"
"Panta-craze!"
"Nerdy ass!!!"
The boys laughed at each other, joking around for the remainder of the time.