ɓựʈʈɵɲʂ ɲ' ʂʈɨʈɕɦɛʂ || Oumasai

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A/N: 3k?! wtat the fuck. whwhat?? uh. n.no... 3k on a book like this? AAAA
Thank you guys so much for 3k reads! Even though it might not seem like much, it's a hell of a milestone for me.
I really did think that this book would only max 2k...
but it didn't.
and thanks for that!!

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"And that's my entire life story, from beginning to now! Did you like it?"

Kokichi's expression didn't match his usual ones at all. In fact, this was pure confusion.
How the hell did Tenko even manage to turn a simple 'hi' in the halls to an entire fucking free time?! He thought, giving Tenko a look full of hatred.

"What?" Tenko's happy expression turned into a saddened smile. "You... Don't like it..?"

"So you believed your master because he told you to stop doting on men? Is that why you're lesbian?" Kokichi rolled his eyes, playing with his hair impatiently.
I need to talk to Maki or Kaito, they'll know what's going on with Shuichi. Probably.

"..." Tenko stares at Kokichi with a dumbfounded expression.
"... he..?" She whispered, suddenly stopped punching the punching her huge red punching bag that she has hung in her room for absolutely no reason.
".. Well, I don't hate men now. Not all men, I mean. Some of them are really, really nice. I've grown!"

"Good for you." Kokichi sighed. "Can I go now?"

"Why?"

"Tenko, you literally kidnapped me just because we bumped shoulders in the hall. And then I had to listen to your entire life story." Kokichi looked at his nailed to emphasize that he was bored.
"Why wouldn't I want to leave?"

"I'm just trying to get to know you better!" Tenko argued.

"No, you're really not." Kokichi stood up, stretching from sitting on her bed for too long.

"Fine, But you have to promise to hang out with me some other time." Tenko smiled (just like that dumb smile Kaito has), saluting to Kokichi jokingly.

"Nishishi, I definitely wont promise that!" Kokichi laughed, dashing out of the room the fastest he possibly could, tripping a couple of times.

He stopped by Maki's lab door, breathing heavily and leaning on the door.
"Oh.... Oh my god....." He breathed, looking around. "I... Need to get more in shape... Nishishi..."

And with that, he banged rapidly on the (suspected) assassin's door. "Maki!! Maki maki maaaki!!" He called. "Can you preeeetty please answer?? It's me, Kaito! That dumb idiot! I—"

The door flew open, causing Kokichi to jump back. He almost jumped again when he saw Kaito standing at the doorway, not Maki.
Wait. Not Maki? Then...

"Kokichi?" Kaito's loud, optimistic tone made Kokichi flinch. He hadn't talked to Kaito in a while.
"What are you doing here? Ya need somethin'?"

Kokichi gave Kaito a bored look. "I was just gonna talk to Maki. What are you doing here?" Kokichi laced his hands behind his head and smiled. "Are you two making out or something?"

"What?!" Kaito's face flushed red, and Kokichi couldn't tell if he was flustered or angry.
"O-Of course we weren't making out! Why would I even fucking think of that?!"

"He literally just knocked on my lab door and asked if I was really an assassin." Maki said, walking next to Kaito and shoving him out of the way casually.
"He said, and I quote;" Suddenly her voice got low, as if she's mocking Kaito. "'Hey, Maki roll! I heard you were an assassin. That's kinda cool, so I thought I'd swing by and...'" She forced a heavy sigh. "'Can you please let me poke around in your lab? I really wanna see an assassin's base!!'"